Holy lord: these are the most expensive bridal suites in the world

Well, for the ‘ordinary’ mortal like you and me, probably a huge far-from-your-(hotel)bed show, but honestly: it’s always nice to see where the super-rich on earth hang out. Ready for the most beautiful bridal suites in the world? Here it comes.

The Royal Suite at Hôtel Plaza Athénée (Paris)

This is insane. 450 square meters, two entrances, two gigantic bedrooms with a private dressing room, two (marble!) bathrooms with a shower that works with a remote control and a jacuzzi. A bizarre view of the Eiffel Tower and the Champs-Elysées around the corner. This. Is. Not. Normal. How much does that cost? Around 20,000 euros per night. Ouch.

The Royal Suite at Burj Al Arab Jumeirah (Dubai)

Almost unreal this. Damn, the Hugh Hefner mansion is nothing compared to this. Located in the iconic Burj Al Arab in Dubai you find this palace. In the room of 780 square meters, you come to do nothing, but really nothing. A rotating bed. A 24-carat gold iPad (although I can imagine you have something else to do on your wedding night), a private cinema, private butler; name it and it’s there. How much does that cost? Hold on: 50,000 euros per night. Holy shit.

The Hilltop Estate of Laucala Island Resort (Fiji)

Fiji has more than 300 islands and Laucala is one of them. The ‘ordinary’ suites are around 4,400 euros per night, but if you really have something special to celebrate, you book the Hilltop Estate, the private residence of the hotel owner (and yes, the rest of the island). If the gentleman is not there himself, he rents it out as a holiday residence. Honestly: once you’ve stayed here, you’re spoiled for life. How much does that cost? 41,000 euros per night. Ka-ching.

A Penthouse Suite on the Crystal Serenity Cruise Ship

Hoppa, a little stop in romantic Venice, then on to Monte Carlo and yes, if you want to go to Miami for a bit, you can do that too. The first-class suite of this cruise ship is one to die for. King-size beds, private cocktail party, lovely view, a jacuzzi and of course a butler who runs around for you 24 hours a day. How much does that cost? 68,000 euros. A lot cheaper than above, because you’re immediately set for eleven days. Or uh, on the waves.

Ty Warner Penthouse Suite, Four Seasons Hotel (New York)

400 square meters, nine rooms and a 360-degree view over the city that never sleeps. You also have a private butler at your disposal and can use a Rolls-Royce. And then that bathroom. How much does that cost? 34,000 euros for 24 hours. It’s absurd.

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