Kiki's Expedition Robinson Babble: episode 4
Joejoe! Little Robinson chatterbox. The fact that you are here (maybe again) probably means that you checked our favorite program yesterday. Yo tambíen. That's Spanish, yes, for ‘me too’. I'm actually spending a week on Ibiza with my tickets. My Insta Stories are already filled with messages from worried babblers: ‘YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE, RIGHT?!’ I mean, come on. You know me. This is the shit I live for. Prefer not to work on vacation, but I just can't/won't/mustn't miss Robinson. Shall we get started? I thought so.
1. First of all: I really feel Laurie. Big time. She's the only one trying to stage a coup in camp Gwenda-ellenda. Laurie makes grave jokes. Laurie has dark humor. Laurie has no fear. Be like Laurie.
2. Octo also opens her mouth again with that delightful monotone timbre.
‘What a gruesome joke.’
You're gruesome yourself.
With your mouth.
So.
3. Someone who totally surprises me is Jody. He should immediately ‘loesoe’ because he wasn't ‘ganggang‘ enough, but the guy is still having a blast on that island. Look at him go, that caveman. Hours in the sea and then finally catching a fish and cheering like crazy. What a boss.
4. ‘I've already cooked three times here. I'm a bit done with it now.’ - Aisha.
‘Oh, with rice??? I can cook that!!!’ - Aisha, 17 seconds later, at the moment someone else is going to do that shitty task of the fish.
5. ‘Okay, if you guys fix that, then I'll take a nap.’ Honestly, you can say what you want about Josylvio, but honestly: if you dare to say this on such an island, you really don't care at all. And then comparing yourself to Snorlex, hahaha. What a guy.
6. Can someone please give Captain Tony a piece of pineapple too?!
In the night?
In his anus?
Thank you.
7. During the endurance test, King Kong The DonDon is the first to jump into the water. Only Tony and Gwenda remain. ‘Let go, Tony,’ hisses Gwenda. She's not playing this game very smart. She's going to be out so hard the moment the team hustle takes place.
8. HAHAHA, THAT EVIL SMILE from Laurie when Gwenda hasn't won. Sorry. Laughing out loud (look, I'm telling you: that girl has a plan).
9. ‘So delicious! We now have 2.5 days of vacation! Really great! In the Philippines!!!’
Stijn. Has ecstasy in her backpack. Nobody knows. Look at that smile. I swear.
10. Time for the trial between Camp South and Camp Unknown. Task: hold a rope for 20 minutes with as many people as possible. Sounds easy. Can only go wrong, of course.
Aisha: ‘Steven, AAAAAAA, LET GO!!’
Steven: ‘OH FUCK, IS THAT YOUR HAIR?! Shit. Sorry.’
11. Neck and neck. Who do we wish to win? I think South. I want to see the Laurie coup happen at Camp Unknown. Yes, South is going to win. They're still hanging super steady and with many more. This is going well. Steven is trying to shout everyone together like a loud monkey. This is going wrong. Suddenly, all of Camp South jumps into the water en masse. Thanks to the muscles of Robin and Ögzür, Camp Unknown wins.
12. ‘The camp is completely back to ‘One Big Happy Family. Carpe Diem. Live love laugh. Kumbaya, my Lord sect.’ LAURIE. STOP IT WITH ME, HAHAHA.
13. Don: ‘Cor, I'm proud of you, Cor.’ I find this so sweet. This is exactly the reason why I love Donny.
14. I foresee a fucking grand career for Tony the dictator in the modeling industry. Backstage with a megaphone. ‘Come on, guys. Everyone take a good sip of water, then the cravings will go away on their own.’
15. In the meantime, the dictatorship continues on Camp North...
Loiza: ‘You know, Toon, it's not just your thing. It's also OUR thing. You're going to suffocate things like this, that's a shame.’
Tony: ‘No, you shouldn't talk nonsense, this is only in the interest of the group.’ People! Hang this woman on the highest palm tree. Get that noose from Laurie. Sort it out. Within five minutes.
16. Oh god, Corry and Aisha are almost ready to pull each other's gray/dreadlocked hair over a ‘spot’ in a hammock. ‘Because you're 67, you think you can say anything. You have a big mouth yourself, how about that?’ Corry: ‘My kids don't even do that. She just starts talking really loudly. Yelling really loudly.’ Corry is almost crying with that pouty lip, my goodness.
17. Hoooooly coconut oil, WHAT an episode this was. Has this ever happened in the history of Robinson? Camp South is just about to play rock/paper/scissors over who gets to go home.
18. Josylvio, Aisha, and Corry? Have we ever experienced this? That it's so cozy in a team that THREE people want to go home at the same time? What a nonsense, I say.
19. Did you also get the feeling that Aisha instigated that argument over the hammock to be able to leave when she heard that her buddy Josylvio was going home? And worse: can we never find out how those nails would go in a digging trial? SO. SAD.
20. Corry: ‘Mattie, you wanted this yourself. See you later.’ MATTIE, if she sends Joost home, love it. Corry learns ganggang-slang.
21. Anyway, Donny asked Josylvio: ‘Can you spell your name, dude? Don't want to look stupid on TV, man, hahaha.’
Next week? THERE'S A HUSSLE HUSSLE COMING. From then on, the Expedition continues with two teams of 7, woohooo.
P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you were Team Corry in the battle of the bitches. You just want to give that woman a pat on the head and protect her from the big bad world, right?
P.PS.: Want to laugh a bit more? Check my Insta Stories at @kikiduren.
And now let's cross our fingers and hope that Gwenda joins Tony's team after the hustle, woeeehaaaa, it took a while to get into it, but I'm slowly starting to love this season. Kiss from Ibiza.
Later, cuties!
