Kiki's Expedition Robinson babbles

Rise and shine, Robinson Rellers, rise and shine… Just a few more hours and you have the weekend, so let's kick off this Friday morning with our favorite program. And for everyone wondering if I have serious work issues: yep.

This is Kiki Illegali speaking, live from Bali. The same person who actually shouldn't be working on vacation, but all those coconut vibes, I just couldn't bring myself to leave you hanging now that it's all getting so darn exciting. I mean: duty calls. So, maybe a bit shorter than you're used to, but that soto ajam won't eat itself, you get that. This is everything that caught my attention in episode 15.

1. First of all, I really believe there's no way that people just ‘happen’ to find those letters on those islands. They are really guided there from time to time.

Jan is seriously putting on an acting face. ‘Hey, look here. A letter! Make that the ket wies.’

2. And whatever you do in life, please find someone with the enthusiasm of Jan. ‘IT GIET OAN!’ Do you know how versatile that phrase actually is?

– ‘How do you feel today?’ ‘Ah, you know. It giet oan. Mit du?’

– What will the weather be like tomorrow? ‘Ooh, it looks like it’s going to rain when I look outside…’

– Don't forget the plants? ‘Oh yeah, good one, I'm watering them!’

It giet oannozel. It giet onbeskoft. Really, love it.

3. Gregory gets an error. ‘Puzzling. In the jungle? You're not going to puzzle in the JUNGLE, are you?’ No, where then, mate? On the beach makes sense, right?

4. Can someone please make a GIF of Do and Gregory doing the poop-holding test? With a tiny little poop underneath? I would love that.

5. Oh no, that trembling leg of Do. Is it very bad to say that I wished her a bit more luck? And then another endurance test. The horror.

6. Hoooo, wait a minute. Is Laurie the first to drop out? Huh? Really? Wow. Surprise of the week! As Chantal Janzen would say: that girl can really play hockey, huh…

7. Well, good for the upper arm chicken fillets, that tug-of-war test. By the way, it's just waiting for the sweat attack from Steve or Jan where they can't see anything because there's sweat in their eyes.

8. I'm in shock. JAN WINS THE TEST AND IS THE SECOND FINALIST HAHAAAAA. Mr. just pulls out a Soundosje, never winning anything throughout his entire Robinson adventure and when it really matters, shines as fak with his agricultural calloused fingers. What a guy. This is beautiful.

9. To the beat of my favorite song from the one and only King Corry. ‘FARMERS BEAT JAN IS STRONGER… FARMERS BEAT JAN IS STRONGER! ONLY FARMERS BEU- okay, done.

10. Applause for Gregory's extraordinarily intellectual reaction to Jan's arrival.

*Puts voice on soft and life-weary mode

Gregory: ‘Wooooh, Jan! Cool man. Really cool, Jan! Yeah man. Cool man. Super man. Awesome man.’

11. Dilemmas on Friday. What would you prefer: Gregory taking care of the entertainment part of your wedding or your partner always having Steven's awkward little circle beard?

11. Dennis, Nico… Can someone explain to Laurie that she needs to go to the buoy? Hello? Earth to Laurie? The buoy, yes. Go to it! Paddle, yes. Steer.

12. Off to the fire pit. Will it be Laurie? Will it be Steven? Neck and neck. Laurie, Steven, Laurie, Steven..? And… It will be… Do? Huh? Do?! WHAT THE HELL. ERROR. IN THE UPSTAIRS ROOM. Oh wait, now I understand what they mean with those two dogs and that one leg…

13. Anyway, next week is the final. With Greg, Do and god-knows-how-he-does-it-Jan. Two of the three finalists are unknown Dutch people (imagine if Do had won against Gregory in the poop game, it might have been three out of three!).

14. What we're giving away this week on my Insta @kikiduren? A manicure peeling skin at GregNails & Co worth, even if you get money back, the brand new TomTom Go (worth €229.95), equipped with anti-Laurie software and an afternoon of cow insemination on the farm with your big friend Jan. Janus. Djeenus. Djeenus-in-cow-enus. You don't want to miss this.

P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you laugh your labia out of your thong when Jan wins next week. WOEHAAAA.

P.P.S.: Did you already see that Steven and I dove into bed together? No? NOT? You can find that video here.

P.P.P.S.: Oh yes, and then I also did the eating test with Laurie (crying from laughter), that's here.

So, and now with my butt on the soto if you don't mind. Next week the final babbling, also from Bali, joejoeeee!