KIKI’S EXPEDITIE ROBINSON BRABBELS episode 3
Hey there, babbler! You here again? Good morning man, nice to see you. Let me be the first to say that I have good news, because from now on I’ll be posting this piece online every week at half past eight. Nice, right? We can kick off on Friday right away with our favorite program. Current status? In Camp North, one after another is being murdered, Camp South is only eating raw fruit, and Camp Unknown consists of Gwen the conductor. Yep, I’m looking forward to it this week. Buckle up, here we go. met ons favo programma. Tussenstand? In Kamp Noord wordt de een na de ander vermoord, Kamp Zuid vreet alleen rauw fruit en Kamp Onbekend bestaat uit Gwen de dirigent. Jep, ik heb er zin an, deze week. Riemen vast, daar gaan we.
1. That’s rough man, when you get astrologically dissed.
Aisha: ‘I have no patience. I’m an Aries.’
Nienke: ‘I’m also an Aries. And I do have patience.’
2. Can Aisha’s illogical statements please be placed above my fridge during those three diet months of the year?
‘I actually expected it to be easier.’
‘Not very easy.’
‘But a bit easier.’
F***ING COOKIE DOUGH.
3. So um… Jan thinks he talks the least, but he’s the only one besides Gwen that I keep hearing talk. Or is that just me?
4. Captain’s thoughts during the ‘whoever hangs the longest wins’-koala bear test…
DonDon: Whatever. Happens. Not. Winning. Boredom. Big. On. Island. Must. Lose. Then. Finally. Test. Do.
Tony: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Moon. Homesickness. Splinter in panther tattoo. Crying.
Gwenda: I think I can hang on for about three hundred more seconds if the square root of pi equals the moon and my swimwear provided by Defense wouldn’t chafe so much in my seam.
5. Have we noticed that Tony closes one eye at the most random moments and thus has a sort of permanent wink? Scary as f***.
6. Oh, and Mr. Peroni, I’m not saying I’d look particularly charming on a pole, BUT THAT POOP POSITION AT THE END. WOW.
7. I live for these kinds of conversations.
Tony: ‘I can’t take it anymore.’
Gwenda: ‘LET IT GO.’
Tony: ‘Are you struggling?’
Gwenda: ‘No, not at all.’
8. Aisha: ‘Tony has to go to the Island Council with his team. How faya for them.’
You see Corry looking: what the heck is faya and what am I doing here?
9. ‘Should I laugh at them now? Oh. They don’t look happy back at all. Then I’ll look angry.’ Hahaha. Gotta love Loiza.
10. Okay wow. The test creators are officially watching too much horror s***. What is this medieval torture device? Who comes up with this? I would spontaneously poop 50 shades of brown on that thing. And then also have water in my mouth my GOD.
11. ‘I’m afraid of that wheel. But I can’t let Aisha go under with ‘that’ lump of hair.’ HAHAHA. Josylvio doesn’t need to learn Dutch from me because it’s way too entertaining.
12. Awh, I think Corry is such a sweetheart. ‘I was really looking forward to it. I was even a bit nervous!’ And then being sidelined by your campmates. Awh. Poor thing.
13. ‘I found an eggplant. We’ll put it in the rice. Like a kind of nasi. Because I love nasi chicken. Only we don’t have chicken here.’ Never thought I’d say this, but Famke, just stick to singing.
14. CAMP SOUTH WINS. First two days only eating coconut shavings and baka banana from chef Sylvio and still nailing such a test. Man, I almost have tears in my eyes myself.
15. Rough, Camp North, but it’s Island Council again. Can someone tell Captain Iglo Tony that it’s really the dumbest reason ever to vote out a 19-year-old girl who ‘might’ have friends across the way for the merger? So you lose two tests and then you still vote out a ‘stronger’ one? Uh, how do your brains work exactly? PLEASE UNTHRONE THAT GUY.
16. Respect for how Fam is handling it by the way. Almost rare sportsmanship to react like that to a unanimous elimination. ‘I enjoyed it. Super fun team. I hope you all go far.’ Honestly, that Pied Piper of Hamelin is just f***ing happy she can sleep normally again.
P.S.: Uh oh, next week… Save the drama for yo mama: Ashia spreads her tentacles and grabs Corry King and Loiza goes wild on Tony My Little Pony. Heart at the bottom as the ever-disaster tourist in you should watch just for that. One more week, friends…
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Big kisses, love and more,
your Expedition Robinsnol.
