Kiki's Temptation Island VIPS babbles: episode 12
What on earth are we supposed to do with our lives from now on? How can I enjoy the days without the lovely sound of Fabiola's whinnying? How can I still find TV fun without the billiard ball-throwing / plant pot-pulling Roos? How can we even think that we were ever angry now that we've seen Rosanna like this? What are we actually complaining about? Where is MY Jay on the white horse? Will we still know what the color white really looks like when both Alex's and Niels' teeth no longer appear on our laptop screens? That's what I mean. Questions everywhere. Confusion. Temptation Vips has come to an end, my friends. Crying, roaring. One more time babbling then? Come on.
1. Let's see. Four couples went to steamy Mexico to take the ultimate can-you-keep-your-hands-to-yourself test. According to the episode, only Ro and Ruud's relationship survived.
*Opens Instagram*
*Sees that Rosanna and Niels are engaged*
2. At the moment Gelina starts spewing the same contradictory shit as Rosanna. “Temptation was definitely not the last hope, but it was: you get one more chance. And if you mess it up now, then it's really over.”
3. Awkwardness to the max at the meeting between Gelina and Stefano:
S: How are you?
G: Good, and you?
S: Nice, yeah it's going well.
S: Nice....
Dude, NICE? HAHAAH.
4. Meanwhile, the level at the table with Niels and Rosanna is also rising by the minute:
‘You give me stress, that's why I'm going to drink!’
‘You give ME stress, that's why I'M going to drink!!!’
5. Have those two supposedly not seen each other for four weeks, by the way? Make that the cat wise. They just had sex man, you can see it immediately. By the way, I find her ‘how are you, bald?’ brilliant again.
6. Most shocking of this episode: Fabiola is from Groningen.
7. At this point, we all come to the conclusion that we could have either skipped this episode or not needed to watch the whole season at all. All those flashbacks; boooooooooring!
8. Wow, I just realized that Ruud said while toasting to Kelly: ‘And maybe to us.’
9. Oh lordie, I just can't handle that scene with Gelina and Stefano again man, haha. Bambi eyes + audio fragment + FAPFAPFAPFAP = spontaneously peeing in my pants.
10. ‘Stefano: things have happened. I'm not saying I kissed her. But I'm also not saying I didn't.’ Um. Earth to Stefano? Are you ever going to wear those glasses normally on your head, by the way?
11. Gelina: how do you look back on Tempah?
Stefano: I look back on it as a learning process
Stefano to friends: the hottest period EVER.
12. Put a point under it somewhere. Can someone tell me how you do that exactly? Or can that only be done in Temptation?
13. Niels: ‘Well, our paths part here and I'm going home now. *Rolls eyes* Well okay, goodbye. (After the camera is off: I'll see you at home, okay? Oh, and Roos, can you grab something at the snack bar on the way home? Just get Friet van Piet. See you soon.)
14. IS ANYONE GOING TO TELL FABIOLA THAT YOU'RE LOOKING STRAIGHT AT HER FLAMOES IN THAT DRESS?
15. Rowena and Ruud reenacting Titanic during the house hunt is the absolute cutest ever. Thank God. Thanks to those two, I still believe in true love. #WanneerKomtDeTempahBaby. #NietZoMoeilijkHoorRowena #DieZevenKraaienvanRuud #GewoonInJePunaniBitch.
16. No but seriously, are Donny and Amijé really broken up now? And is he seriously saying clichés like: ‘time will tell’? Aiiii.
17. Every time my boyfriend puts on a mweh T-shirt, I think back to this gray, purple-spotted spider web shirt of Niels and then I genuinely feel better.
18. Okay. A little Tempah juice in between. After the recordings, Don met up with Danique four/five times a week. The two even flew to Ibiza together. And that foreign trip didn't sit well with Amijé. Danique and Amijé had a fight at Amsterdam Open Air after which Danique got a drink thrown over her. JERRY JERRY JERRY. PS: Danique and Don are no longer seeing each other and have blocked each other on Insta. There, you're all caught up.
It was fun, disaster tourists. But everything comes to an end. Next season again? I’m ready, more than ever. (okay check my Insta Stories @kikiduren to stir things up a bit.)
P.S. The cookie is crumbled. Tempah VIPS 2018: it was quite a wild ride. And Don, don't think I'm going to leave you alone, my young one. Expedition Robinson is around the corner, just saying.
P.P.S. HEART AT THE BOTTOM FOR THE CREATORS AND THE EPIC FACE OF STEFANO. LAAAATER!
