Our Ibiza trip in quotes
This vacation was already a few times on the edge. Crying from laughter. I could show you photos, videos, but if you really want to travel with me and Lil, then you need to hear how we talk to each other. Yes, I'm talking about keeping a quote book while traveling. Fun to read back later, costs nothing and it's a perfect keepsake from your trip.
In short, it comes down to saving every time one of your travel companions (or yourself) says something ‘funny’ in the notes on your phone. Feel like joining us on a trip to Ibiza? (And don’t worry, Lil, I filtered out our absolute worst ones. Better for everyone…)
Ibiza in quotes
“Sooooo I’m really looking forward to Ibiza.” – Kiki
“Uhl? It’s morning. Are you already craving pizza?!” –Lilian
“HAHAHA, IBÍZA.” – Kiki
“Room service is underrated. I’ve rarely eaten so well in my hotel room.” – Kiki
“Forget Ushuawajah or whatever it’s called, man, I’m just going out in my bed,” – Kiki
*Does a hysterical dance in bed.
* Two seconds later: OUCH OUCH OUCH. FUUUUUUCK. I’m hurting something.
“This toilet smells SO much like piss and peach.” – Kiki
“Why does our pool have two sides and we’re not on the pretty side?” – Lilian
“Fuck, we’re in loserville.” – Kiki
“GRAB YOUR TOWEL, RUN, WE’RE MOVING!” – Lilian
“Have you ever sat in a restaurant without a thong HAHAHA?” – Kiki
“Oh come on, don’t be so uptight. We already are.” – Lilian
“If I were a plant in the Netherlands, I would die right on the spot. They’re right.” – Kiki
“I think I’d prefer a little droplet silicone over a whole thick melon.” – Kiki
“Okay, you have to choose. Fifty extra mosquito bites, so a hundred in total, or walk around Ibiza all week without a front tooth.” – Lilian
“Sooooo the tooth.” – Kiki
“Yeah, I thought so too. Just laugh with your mouth closed then.” – Lilian
“I’m really Simone Kleinsma in In Love with Ibiza.” – Kiki
“If I were a foundation, where would I be lying?”
“If I were a mosquito spray, where would I be lying?”
“If I were a rubber band, where would I be lying?” – Look
“Wow, you’re also a lot this vacation.” Lil
About everything that cost too much energy…
“Yeah, maybe like this.” – Look
“We’ll see.” – Lil
“We’ll see.” – Look
“Maybe later.” – Lil
“Or not.” – Look
“No, or not.” – Lil
“This toilet still smells like piss and peach. Please…” – Lilian
“Oh, I love your voice. You sing really good!” – Taxi driver
“Yeah sure, slimeball, you just want a tip.” – Lilian
The brilliant conversation with the woman we asked for directions…
“What is your name?” – Woman
“Lilian.”
“Ah okay, Gilian. And hers?” – Woman
“Kiki.”
“Kiki? No. No. Not possible. That means (makes a sexual gesture) in Spanish.” – Woman
“Okay, this is totally shit.” – Kiki
From now on, all reservations will be in my name, HAHAHA.” – Lilian
“Do you know when you’re really zen? When you haven’t peacocked for five days.” – Lilian
“The peacock is also just enjoying a nice vacation.” – Look
“Maybe it will show up tonight…‘ – Lilian
“They are waiting for golden hour. Well, so are we. I don’t care, I’ll push them aside for a good spot.” – Lilian
“Wow, she really has beautiful beach hair.” – Lilian
“What do you mean, in the Netherlands we just call that tangles.” – Look
“Oh yeah, and what is that sea salt spray then in the hotel room? – Lilian
“HAHAHA.” – Look
“I’m so glad you also have 80 mosquito bites. Otherwise, it would have been SO bad.” – Kiki
“If I sneeze once, my nail polish flies off. It just can’t happen anymore. There’s so much oxygen between those nails and that polish.” – Lilian
“Those crickets are really having a goooooood orgy up there in that tree.” – Kiki
*crickets suddenly stop chirping
“Oh sorry, I didn’t mean to disturb you. Enjoy.”
“I’m going to swim reaaaaally thick man. Breaststroke, everything.” – Lilian
“I never expected to be addicted to something. I just thought I had a blocked nose, turns out I’m suddenly ADDICTED to nasal spray. I find it so terrible.” – Lilian
“Is this really how my boob looks in this bikini? Is it going to be one of those days today, really?” – Kiki
