Sports that don't make men sexy

All men gather: if you play football, surf or box you are safe, but these are sports that you might want to skip. No matter how much you used to stomp your feet about korfball, be glad that your father and mother forced you to go to football.

Darts

We get associations of a stale beer smell and greasy pans full of mini meatballs. And honestly, that doesn't excite us much. Darts doesn't make you an object of desire and we don't tremble with longing for that one-hundred-and-eighty.

Korfball

Mixed showers, wicker baskets, the somewhat silly outfits, it is forbidden to walk with the ball, the missing football calves. Admit it: korfball has a sexless image. Wicker baskets belong in the garden and korfball players just can't seem to make it to the Olympic Games program. Until then: no go.

Fencing

You are not a knight. The Middle Ages are long gone. You wear a NASA-like suit and a sort of beekeeper mask. Your sword is too thin and you are actually allowed to do almost nothing to harm your opponent. Seems like a clear case to us.

Horse riding (with a special exception for men who play polo, because that's quite sexy)

Oh, how I used to be in love with that handsome boy from the riding school, but when I ran into him after my fifteenth, he was still that little horse riding boy. Who was too busy with how his riding jacket looked and was overjoyed with his rosette that he won at his last test. Only the jargon in equestrian sports helps all sexiness to go down the drain.

Yoga

It simply can't get any more asexual. A man who has the downward facing dog better under control than you, should set off your entire arsenal of alarm bells, no matter how smoothly he moves his hips. Especially when he starts namastaying.

Gymnastics

Unless you are of the caliber Epke Zonderland, otherwise mastering the flip or doing a trick on the horse (there you have it again) is not a mind-blowing idea.

Figure skating

Needs no further explanation.

By the way, you can always choose a man with a belly, because that one performs seriously well between the sheets.