The 7 reasons why you want an Italian in bed now

From a reliable source. Sources, I should say, because we know several people who keep an Italian. This is for the women and men who love men, although I believe right away that the Italian woman is also incredible in bed. If you want to see stars, then this is what you want. The seven reasons to help you cross the border to Italy. Or to take one home.

1. Satisfaction guaranteed 
The Italian man goes on and on and on and on. Until you can no longer talk, stand up, walk, and flee to the other room.

2. Position 67 does exist 
He folds you into all (un)imaginable positions. Can't do it, doesn't exist. Yoga is a must, because without it you seem not to make it. Wine too, to handle it all a bit. Beware, women with short hamstrings.

3. Making love is an art
And not a simple act, just hop and done, like the Dutch sometimes can. The Italian does everything to ensure that you scream out loud. Just drop a note in the neighbors' mailbox that you have a party or let the whole thing be properly insulated.

4. Seven times, we repeat: seven times
He can come seven times in one night, yes. It's scary and makes you lock yourself in the bathroom to catch your breath, that often.

5. The Italian man knows no shame
Do you think you've brought in a calm, intellectual man: think again. He throws you around the whole house and brings his biggest fantasies to life. On you, yes. The other way around too, because he wants to know in detail what you want.

6. And can't be fooled
In Italy, there is no faking. It's an insult to pretend, he sees right through you. We can call him the observant viewer.

7. Not looking at the clock with one eye
Coffee with the director at nine? Too bad. A yoga lesson (you need it, you need it, you need it) at eight? So what? The Italian doesn't think about time while having sex. And neither do you.

Well, little princesses, have a tutto bene time, book an extra yoga lesson and just take the next day off. Hatsekideeee.