The downfall of Heather Locklear

Things are not going well for Heather Locklear, you know, the somewhat wilted star from Dynasty and Melrose Place. She likes to gaze deeply into glasses and then lets her hands flutter. And not to shake out the tablecloth, I might add.

Here's a synopsis of her alcoholic escapades. In 2008, Heather was arrested for driving under the influence. Her agent suggested it was due to side effects of medication, but she was still sentenced to a fine of $700. In March of that same year, someone called 911 because they claimed to be her doctor and said she was ‘suicidal’. A few months later, she checked into a clinic to be treated for anxiety and depression. Four years later, in 2012, her sister called 911 because she saw danger in Heather's drinking and drug use. According to E! Online, she had checked into rehab five times in nine years. Heather herself shows a good sense of euphemisms and says she ‘regularly seizes the opportunity to improve herself’.

Now there was trouble again at the Locklear household. So bad that her sister called the police to sweep Heather off the premises. She got a punch. And in between, she shouted such insulting remarks that he claimed to have suffered emotional damage. He says. Of course, he does this to inflate the compensation a bit. The officer called an ambulance to bind Heather to a stretcher, and even that one got hit. And now one of the two has filed a complaint against her. And we thought Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora were wild and crazy…