Things that only your sister knows about you
To the outside world, you may seem like a normal person, but your sister knows it: you are a freaking alien. How you look in the morning, how your lower lip trembles when you cry, which disgusting flavor combinations you can seriously appreciate, and what antics you got up to in your childhood. She knows it all, noted our colleagues from The Modelhouse . And maybe mine knows this too.
Not well-known (and especially embarrassing) pet names
That your father used to call you ‘little dove’, ‘little doll bottom’ or ‘Oeli Boeli chicken nugget’ was already serious enough. But there is one person on earth who occasionally reminds you of that with a big smile. Thanks, sis.
The name of your stuffed animal
Don't mess with Booboo and Fluff. And she knows it.
That one time you pooped in the playground
Because the toilet was quite a walk away. She even gave you a leaf to wipe your butt. All shame gone.
That you ate sand cakes as a child
You now get an error in your head when you think back to this.
Anyway, all the disgusting things you ate. Do you remember that one time you put jam on your sandwich spread? And that your mother had to write on the snack box ‘no nuts for breakfast’?
The one time you threw up in Ali's snack bar
She still managed to push the trash can your way at the last minute. Once home, the first time going out together was described as ‘cozy and calm’. Yep, she got your back.
The lies you told your parents
About the afternoon ‘shopping’ with that friend while you were secretly at that boy's house you didn't want to talk about yet. She knows your entire list of boyfriends, lovers, flings, and stalkers.
She kept your secret piercing/tattoo from your parents
That is pure loyalty, people. That is loyalty.
That you wore two bras on top of each other at thirteen for bigger boobs
Of course, she noticed right away. And she would mention it if it was embarrassing. If you were nice, you could borrow her push-up bra for that party.
What you say about your friends
Even about your best friends, you sometimes have something to complain about, and who is a better person than, exactly: your sister. Easy, because she knows them all. She also immediately gives the best advice on how to fix arguments.
She knows exactly when to not make a joke
And when you actually need a joke. Or want to be left alone for a bit.
Which piece of clothing she can steal
That short skirt you never wear. She can definitely take it to the beach. Joe!
That she is actually your great example
Despite the fact that you don't always want to admit it, she knows it all along: she is your everything.
