This is how to get rid of those large pores and blackheads

Do you remember the movie Mean Girls? And the scene where Regina, Cady, Karen, and Gretchen are standing in front of the mirror? “My pores are huuuuge.” When I was about twelve, I didn’t really get this. Large pores? Hmm. I didn’t have them. Not then, no. Nowadays, there are days when I wake up, look in the mirror, and think: holy mowzers, WHY are my pores so large? The trouble is: the older you get, the more your pores enjoy throwing a party on your face. The more clogged your skin, the larger your pores.

The same goes for blackheads. Yes, I think this is officially the most disgusting word on earth. And despite sounding like a greedy worm eating your face, a blackhead is nothing more than a clogged sebaceous gland. Annoying for sure, but nothing to be done? I don’t think so. Time for a step-by-step plan to get a flawless face. Bye bye Swiss cheese next to your nostrils!

The more devices competing in the battle for Queen B tickets, the better your chances. Don't just grab your phone, but also your computer, tablet, laptop, everything you have at home. Also, open multiple browsers. Who knows, Google Chrome might be faster than Firefox or Safari.

Wear a little less makeup

Trouble with large pores and blackheads on your face? You might think you can cover it up with a bit of makeup, but often it’s the case that foundation and powder can settle into your pores throughout the day, making them appear even larger. Not handy.

Whatever you do, if you press the F5 key (refresh), you'll get a nasty STD. Just remember that. So don't press it, or you'll end up at the back of the line again.

See if you can change something in your skincare routine

Don’t use skin creams, foundations, and lotions that contain a lot of fat. If you have enlarged pores, oily products will only make your skin oilier. And we don’t want that, capich?

At exactly 10:00 AM, when ticket sales start, have all your screens open (no, not exaggerating; as I just said, already at 6:00 AM...). Sitting on the site before 10:00 AM is pointless. You may be on the site, but you're not in the queue for the tickets.

Protect your skin daily from sunlight

UV radiation in sunlight damages your skin cells, causing them to function poorly. This distorts pores, makes it harder for sebum to escape, and they become larger. We. Don’t. Want that.

Prepare everything to be able to pay immediately. Preferably multiple methods. Credit cards, Visa card, Mastercard, your random reader, your phone with tan codes: the whole shebang.

Kill those bastards with the right skincare products

Shall I tell you our secret? Alright. Our favorite du moment is the new philosophy purity pore extractor mask. Last year in America even declared the number 1 face mask in prestige. It cleans your skin and gives it a fresh appearance (you want that). It exfoliates, refreshes, and after using it twice, your skin is practically blackhead-free. How great is that?

Convince half your family/friend group to also hunt for those tickets for you. And once it's your turn: buy the maximum number of tickets, so all your friends can come along.

Moisturize baby

The new philosophy’s ultra-light moisturizer gives you an instant fresh glow and 24-hour hydration. It provides a youthful and especially radiant skin and reduces the visibility of your pores in just three days. Trust me: with this in your life, you’ll never want to be without it. You can thank me later.

The philosophy purity pore extractor mask and philosophy purity ultra-light moisturizer are available from now on. It’s time to run to the stores.