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This is officially the most prissy word in the Netherlands

If someone says this to you without warning, then I’m sure you’ll get the chills. And you think: WHAT is he saying?

It’s time to stand up for the Dutch language, which is oh-so-meaui. Let’s keep it that way. It has been researched what the most annoying word in our language is. Maybe you’ve said it once, as a single, but from now on you’ll know better. Never again. Because it’s silly. Even sillier than silly, actually. Chills, I’m telling you.

The official silliest words of the Netherlands in a row:

  1. Vrijgezellig
    You’re single and of course also a super fun type. Ha-ha. No. Awful.
  2. Suczeven
    Yes, this word is taken seriously. I didn’t even get it, I find it so ridiculous. Why is this funny? Must be from the era when we still texted ‘suc6!’ to each other. 
  3. Zereneus
    This makes me feel without exaggeration nauseous from it. This means ‘seriously’, huh. But then cast in a kind of spelling for fools.
  4. Aufwiederschnitzel
    Even more nauseating. 
  5. Frips
    I had to Google this, but it means that you’re cold. Fresh, then. But in baby talk. ‘Honey, can you grab my blanket, I’m so so so FRIPS!’. Pouty lip. Vomit.

Of course we were inspired and that’s why we present our own top 5 of the silliest words ever used in the Netherlands:

  1. Barbeknoeien
    Even if you mess up so much, stop. You grill, roast, bake, simmer, sizzle, or cook, but you do NOT barbeknoeien. And don’t use it at all because you don’t know how to spell barbecue quickly. Lazy.
  2. Desalwelteplus
    Have you ever heard something so dreadful? Sad, almost. No. Really sad, right.
  3. Vergipsinkje
    A toddler mistake. Stop it.
  4. Tot sinas
    Nothing to add.
  5. Dinnies
    You are my dearest dinnie! #needankje