Why a Scorpio is indeed dateable
‘Never date a Scorpio’, the article from Vice headlined. Now I expected that the writer in question had a troubled love life due to a Scorpio, but hey, I (as a Scorpio) can't help that, right? By the way, I don't think he was the victim, because the piece comes from the hand of an astrologer. So you could almost believe it, but you have to be into astrology.
When you say you are a Scorpio, you always get an ‘oooeeeh’ as a gift. Why ‘oooeeeh’, what do you mean ‘oooeeeh’, why ‘oooeeeh’? But besides the dubious exclamations, we suddenly become undateable material. Yes, the decline can hit quickly in a zodiac sign. Therefore: why we are indeed dateable in 10 not so astrological reasons.
1. You apparently have mind-blowing sex with a Scorpio (not my claim, by the way). See it as an advantage: take an extra day off and enjoy yourself between the sheets.
2. The Scorpio talks about deep soul stirrings and doesn't engage in small talk. See it as an advantage: you are not endlessly rambling about the weather, the color of the neighbor's new car, or about the dog of an aunt with gout.
3. A Scorpio is jealous, sometimes a bit sickly and without reason. See it as two advantages: you have someone who loves you and a lover with a gi-gantic imagination.
4. The sex drive of a Scorpio is quite humpty-dumpty. See it as an advantage, just see it as an advantage.
5. The Scorpio gets very angry very quickly. See it as an advantage: it quickly returns to peace and harmony.
6. The Scorpio is easily distracted. I have been in a steady relationship for ten years. TEN YEARS. How is that easily distracted? See it as an advantage: you definitely have loyal Scorpio creatures.
7. And see this en-tire-ly as an advantage: a Scorpio has no idea how to have a decent argument. That means that this zodiac sign flips out over a forgotten message, but says nothing when you pee outside the pot.
8. Don't pull any cheap tricks with supposedly fancy restaurants or bragging about what you have managed to scrape together. See it as an advantage: cheap but original dining out or a handwritten note is much more affordable.
9. And the Scorpio doesn't care about the numbers on your payslip, but does care about that little bit of status or respect that you managed to fish out from the boss.
10. The Scorpio is the sexiest zodiac sign. See it as an advantage, go back to one and four.
Well, if we Scorpios are still not of the dateable kind, then I don't know anymore.
P.S.: By the way, we are not even the zodiac sign that pees outside the pot the most often..
Source: Vice
