Why we all want England to win the World Cup

Of course we find football great. Super. But sometimes boring to watch. We find footballers a bit more interesting. Fine to watch. But Channing Tatum, we find him much, much, MUCH more fun. Next level of fun. Hot.

What does Channing have to do with that whole ball game? Pay attention. From today we are particularly big fans of Chan. Because the actor has promised the whole world something, according to Beautify. He says he will completely strip if England, his home country, wins the World Cup in Russia. Hello. We're talking about Magic Mike himself, yes. That promise is no joke. He will strip, live on Facebook, if England brings that World Cup home. Naked Chan on Facebook – sorry, but no one can not want to experience that, right? Let's repeat it: naked. Channing.

The Netherlands is not participating this year. So you understand: we dress ourselves in red-white and cheer along with Sterling, Young, and Kane. Those are English footballers, guys. Memorize it. Cheer them on. They need it, we need it.

And Chan, shall we make a deal? Let's also strip a bit for the camera if we get a second or third or fourth place, okay? Just a suggestion. GO England, do it for all the women in this world. Ah, come on?