Why you should be glad your husband is not romantic
On your bare knees, you should actually be, out of gratitude that your man is not romantic. You might think you want a romantic man, but you don't. Believe us, we have seven hard pieces of evidence.
1. You are faster satisfied
I prefer to have coffee every morning. I do get it, but I mean in bed. I realize I sound like a spoiled brat that you have to sigh about a bit, but it seems so nice to me. But I do get it, goes on vacation. and then I am extra extra extra happy with my coffee in that kingsize hotel bed. I also know for sure that it will become ordinary if I get it every day.
2. You see through him
If he suddenly acts too sweet or oddly romantic, you immediately know that something is off (even if you have a good relationship). I just call it like it is, yes.
3. You take no risks
A romantic man does not see things clearly. Watches for example, or flowers, or the wrong color ring, or that a little hotel is not as clean and neat in reality as in the picture. With an unromantic man, you book yourself, point it out, and there is no question of a surprise. Hooray!
4. Never bothered by crumbs or old rose petals
No breakfast in bed means no crumbs, and if you have ever eaten a croissant in bed, then you know how grateful you should be that he doesn't do that. And if your man is not romantic, then you also don't have to sweep up those wilted rose petals.
5. Because sometimes you just don't feel like a treasure hunt
Past those conscious rose petals, candles, a fragrant bath, sprinkled notes... But just want it to happen without introduction or reason. Yes, women can be like that too.
6. Because you forgot to Lumea your legs
That's the horror, right? He goes with his foot under the table in that poofy romantic restaurant scraping along your legs. My goodness. This is how you prevent that.
7. It's just not that cool
Honestly, we women say we want it, but actually, it's just not that take-off-your-clothes-now kind of thing. It doesn't make us that wild.
