10 UNNECESSARILY RETARDED FACTS YOU'RE STILL GLAD YOU KNOW NOW

Look, I'm not going to tell you that you need this information in life. But it's nice. To shine at birthdays for example. Or to tickle your own brain. Man, it could just be a question in Lotto Weekend Millionaires. That's what I mean. Useless info is anything but useless. Here it comes.

1. A scoop of ice cream is gone in an average of fifty licks.

2. (@Lilian, don't read further, you can't handle this.) In 1932 there was a terrifying war between the Australian army and about twenty thousand emus to reduce the population. The emus ultimately won the battle. NO JOKE.

3. Realize: where the name of the sunglasses brand Ray-Ban actually comes from. ‘To ban sun rays’. Oooooooooh.

4. You wouldn't think of it. Venustraphobia is the fear of beautiful women.

5. Make it rainnnn bitches, our own blood is money where. I mean it. In an average human body, there is about 0.2 milligrams of gold.

6. Fun fact. A strapless dress in Brazil is called a toma que caia, which loosely translates to ‘I hope it falls down’.

7. You know, whiskey maker Jack Daniel? The best man got an infection in his toe from hitting it against a safe, which led to a fatal blood poisoning. Pretty unfortunate.

8. The Twitter account of Kentucky Fried Chicken follows 11 accounts: the five accounts of the Spice Girls and six people with the first name ‘Herb’. The secret of KFC is actually the use of ’11 herbs and spices’ for all their chicken shizzle. Look, they thought that through.

9. The nipples of a dolphin are located in its anus. Hahaha, just imagine breastfeeding- ok, sorry.

10. Bambi - as in the deer, the trauma, and the mother - is actually not a girl but a BOY. HOW?!