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10x laughing during De Luizenmoeder

luizenmoeder episode 2

‘Hello everyone, how nice that you are here.’ Almost 4.2 million viewers for the second episode of De Luizenmoeder. Four point two million. We love teacher Ank and the rest of the Klimoppers. Hard poop and transgender people, I couldn't stop laughing. These are the ten moments that made me laugh out loud last night. And, did a drop of flaxseed oil go through your smoothie this morning?

  1. Everyone has their fetish and in Anton's case, it's listening to ‘the waterfall’ of someone else in the toilet. GAD-DAM-MIT, how funny.
  2. The day your colleague says the following sentence to you: ‘Less coffee, more water, more fiber, and more exercise. Because your hard poop doesn't slide down the drain.’ I rolled off the couch laughing.
  3. Followed by the Purol discussion. With emphasis on the ‘u’ or the ‘o’. Púrol or Puról. Honestly, we all mumbled the word ‘Purol’ out loud yesterday. I'm team Anton and say Puról. What about you?
  4. I'm almost done talking about hard stools, but I found it so so so funny, I can't help it. That moment when they are all sitting in the ‘coffee room’ (am I the only one who calls it that?) and sharing tips on how to make a healthy poop, while enjoying a cheese sandwich and cucumber slices. Yeah, go ahead, take another bite. Bleh.
  5. And then there was Rianne, the girl with a dark dad and a white dad. Go teacher Ank. Rianne likes to play with Bradley and is therefore crowned as ‘transgender’, or does Rianne have a little mouse? From that sickening dose of jealousy, Rianne is just a complete woman.
  6. I think teacher Ank is quite a nice teacher, but those medieval corporal punishments… A twenty-kilo heavy sand vest, that will teach her.
  7. Master Matthis, of course, has to be in this piece too. The Flemish applicant with his hybrid education has a sort of Hulk effect on the buttons of teacher Ank's blazer.
  8. And not only do the buttons of her blazer pop open one by one. Something is also gushing through her backside. A fresh spring breeze. Sounds like a new scent from Ambi Pur, but that's exactly what Matthis releases in teacher Ank.
  9. Matthis can whistle for that job, because Anton personally kicks him out of the building. Including a Marc Dutroux comparison.
  10. GODfried Bomans. That's going on my list of favorite swear words.

The episode lasted twenty-three minutes. Too. Short. I wish it were Sunday again.