And then everything broke: Yasmin cheats in Temptation Island

Oh no, she did not just do that. She didn’t. My god. She’s just doing it. “Okay, Thomas, this firework… is for you!” And yes, the girl I would have sworn at the beginning of the season wouldn’t make a mistake is eagerly making out with seducer Stuwey. Cheering on the left and clapping on the right. Nope, this is no longer about an innocent kiss, this is making out next level.

“Thomas is really not going to like this, but that’s exactly the whole point, of course.” A second later you’re kissing a guy in front of about ten people and a camera crew. Yasmin, I have to say: I’m surprised. You say it with a grin on your face. Is this the work of a grandiose actress? Or is this a wounded woman being pressured into a situation?

And yes, Yas, now I’m in doubt. My left brain thinks ‘YESSS YOU GO GALLL GO GET THAT SON OF A LOEMPIA’ and the right side thinks: hmmm. Have we now reached the point where we’re serving each other ‘na-na-na’ fireworks at Temptation Island? Deliberately causing pain to teach the other a lesson? Or have we always done that with this show? Is this what love is in 2019? I mean a game of truth or dare and pushing some boundaries, but this is deliberately ruining your relationship or am I just really old-fashioned?

Damn, is this really the very first time I feel too romantic for the flat Tempah? WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME?! Dear Yasmin. Dear Thomas. I think I’m a bit disappointed in both of you. Bunch of cookie bakers.