And another controversy for Meghan

Meghan Markle is indeed the record holder for the number of different controversies you can have in a day. The poor child went to cheer for her beloved during a polo match after giving birth, and lo and behold, the ‘points for improvement' tumbled over each other.

The dress she wore was said to be a shapeless sack. Uh, sorry folks, this was a stunning Lisa Marie Fernandez that is delightfully casually oversized. We didn't stutter at the criticism of the white robe in which she showed Archie to the world. Was that one again too tight and too revealing? Anyway. This one was also, again, not good. Note to Meghan: don't care about those types and Calo quotes (fashion is only truly successful when others just don't understand your look).

Then the forums were ablaze because Meghan supposedly didn't hold her firstborn properly. And that Kate always did it so much better.

While I was secretly enjoying flipping through Chi in Italy, I came across a third controversy of the day. It was about the blanket that Archie was wrapped in. At first glance, a very responsible choice, as it is eco-friendly made of organic cotton and handmade in India, but it still went wrong. The hyenas from News of the World decided to visit the factory where these friendly little blankets are made, and what turned out: the people who stitch these responsible blankets together earn only 75 dollars. Per month. That is of course terrible and awful and something that needs to change. But to blame Meghan for that. The poor child just gave birth. I didn't even have time to read the newspaper back then, let alone dissect the origin of your baby's blankets.

Meghan, I know you don't read this. I hope you don't read this. You have better things to do after all. But I hope that when I throw these words into the universe, they find you. LZML and BJBZ, or: Let Them Talk and Stay Your Wonderful Self.

So.