Are you an organizational octopus?

So you work, have three children, have to travel quite often and are one of the most photographed women in the world. If there’s a hair on the left and the rest on the right, you’ll make seventy front pages, and if you wear a dress from a high street brand it’s guaranteed to be sold out everywhere. Quite a lot of pressure, of course. And because Kate may not have a lot of time but is comfortable with the coins, she hires a ‘diary coordinator’.

The advertisement calls for someone who can multitask ‘under pressure’, who is proactive and has a flexible approach, and oh yes, you also need to be good at prioritizing things. I think discretion is also a point, but that’s not mentioned in the ad.

There is immediate speculation that this new vacancy is a result of the separation of the households of Harry, Meghan and Kate and William, but because I become a lot happier with the idea that everything is peace and quiet and olé olé over there, I push that thought aside for a moment. Kate is just a busy woman who needs someone to turn all those agendas into a schedule.

If you don’t get the job: you can always come work for me because oh, how happy I would be with someone like that.