Coffee brewing talk: everything you need to know this morning

Goodmorning Angels! And then you all in unison with high voices: ‘Gooodmoooorning Charlie!’ Yeah sorry, this makes no sense. Who the fuck is Charlie anyway. You should know that I am in Doha at the moment I am typing this (more on that later), looking out at a gigantic tower with palm trees AND that the sun is shining and that does crazy things to you. Anyway, while we were napping, of course, everything happened. With us, and the other side of the globe. Do you want to be able to chat at the coffee machine too? This is what you need to know.

Olcay and Ruud de Wild seem to be ‘a thing’

So writes De Telegraaf at least. The two are still keeping their lips tightly sealed, but the newspaper claims to know for sure: there’s love in the air. The two have been good friends for three years and the spark is said to have recently ignited. Awh.

Michelle Obama is on her way to make history

She already did as the first black First Lady, of course, but her book ‘Becoming’ has flown off the shelves more than ten million times, making her well on her way to having the most successful memoirs ever. Haven't read it yet? Do it.

Justin Bieber is angry

What happened? The Instagram account @jaileyisajoke wrote under a photo of Justin and Hailey Bieber: ‘You are NOT in love with Hailey! You only married her to get back at Selena Gomez.’ Well, that didn’t sit well with him. So Justin took a moment to respond. ‘Ur immature the fact that you have an account dedicated to dissing my wife and I is absolutely absurd. Why would I dedicate my whole life to someone in marriage to get back.’

He continues: ‘I absolutely loved and love Selena. She will always hold a place in my heart, but I am head over heels in love with my wife and she is absolutely the BEST THING that has ever happened to me period.’ Then he turns to the person in question. ‘The fact that you want to spend your day dedicating yourself to hate says a lot about you. I’ve seen multiple people say things like this and will never respond again to a message like this because I don’t like to or even give it energy but this is a reply to all immature messages like “he always goes back to Selena” or “Selena is better for him” YOU HAVE NO IDEA MY LIFE AND WHAT's good for me!!’ Hailey is my Bride period and if you don’t like that or support that that means you don’t support me and if you don’t support me your not a fan nor a good person.’ Wokeeee, put that in your pipe and smoke it. Touché, Biebs.

Image: Instagram @olcay, @justinbieber