Everything we are now wondering about Meghan

Look, the royal baby may have finally seen the light of day, but there are still quite a few questions and mysteries left. Questions that will probably never be answered, but that we still want to ask. Like...

1. Did Meghan personally inform her father? Or did he hear it ‘through the grapevine’? Or worse: read about it somewhere?
2. And, um, you sometimes hear horror stories about such a total rupture. Does someone with a professional team of gynecologists have less chance of that, I wonder...
3. And, what we secretly also wonder: did she completely curse Harry during that delivery? Or would there also be a delivery etiquette?
4. Did she really tell The Big News to Queen Elizabeth first and only then to her friends?
5. Yeah sorry, but is she really that unkind to everything and everyone? I can't imagine it...
6. Furthermore: what about that name? No prince, but Count of Dumberton? Dum-ber-ton? Sounds a bit, well... Is Queen Elizabeth behind this?

Further. Totally. Not. Curious. Or something.