If you see Brad and Jen's house

No, no, no, you haven't missed anything. It's not like Brad and Jen have found each other again and have already bought a house together. Just a clever marketing trick by a realtor from Hollywood to sell the property where they were once so happy. But I'm all in, because of course I want to see where Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston played board games deep into the night with Courtney Cox and other friends. Anyway, let me take you through my findings.

1. 56 million

56 million people. 56 million. But you get a lot of fireplaces for your money.

2. Brad and Jen didn't suffer from fireplace shame

At some point, I stopped counting the fireplaces. One in every living room, in the kitchen (very cozy), in almost every bedroom I saw, in the sturdier living room, and outside another one or two.

3. That address

1026 Ridgedale Drive, I can just imagine they must have felt happy when they wrote down their address for the first time. You bought a house with your great love, a place where you hope to grow old, host many dinners, do yoga in the backyard, and receive cards from loved ones, where you might hope to bring children into the world.

4. A tennis court and a swimming pool

And a guest house and a table twenty meters long.

5. An 8 for the decor

Usually, I need a defibrillator and extra oxygen when I see the house of an average American celeb (just look at Paris Hilton's house and you'll know what I mean), but here I would just roll my suitcase inside. Soft sofas, nice throws, a lot of steel. A bit American but still, totally fine.

6. A bit about the TVs

They are all hidden in ceilings and double walls. A push of a button and they gently descend.

7. Forget the walk-in closet, this is what you want

Brad and Jen didn't have a walk-in closet but a walk-in apartment with a kind of carousel closet, and I wouldn't be surprised if it has different temperatures to keep all the fabrics at the right warmth.

8. Two bars

Of course, these people were all about coziness.

Conclusion: not only maintaining this house is a job, utilizing every space will cost you a sixty-hour work week. So if you're interested: I can help fill things in a bit here and there.