If you are so much about goals that you want to marry yourself

Arrogant? Not at all. You can't help it. You just find yourself disgustingly likable. Nice. Intelligent. Good-looking too. An intense boss. But let's be honest: you have every reason to. Right? Of course. Just look.

You definitely make the best jokes in your friend group.

They know it too. Everyone spontaneously stops talking when you take a breath to start your new, beautiful sentence. Because: you are goals. And your humor always scores.

You never get bored by yourself.

Where's that party? Yes, it's really right here. You always have a good time. Even with yourself. It's almost tempting to cancel all your friendships because you're just very satisfied with yourself. Because yes, you are goals.

You never have clothing stress.

You know exactly what to do to be your most attractive self: very little. Because you are goals.

You always have good sex.

If it's not with him (or her), then it's with yourself. Preferably actually with yourself. You also get turned on faster by the way. Because: you are goals.

You listen so well.

Especially to your own voice when you tell yet another incredibly hilarious story. Because: you guessed it, you are goals.

It's also nice that you no longer have to prove yourself in new social circles.

You already know that you are goals. Self-knowledge = nice.

You can really relate to Cristiano Ronaldo.

Because: he scores goals. And you are goals.

You don't understand people with a lack of self-confidence.

Because: your beautiful body and corresponding genitalia already make you wake up every day with a million-dollar smile. White teeth, also so beautiful. Oh, love it.

P.S.: Greetings from Jaimy – Temptation Island 2019.

Update: Jaimy! JESUS! If you break into the Amayzine system one more time to upload your own articles just like that, I'll do something to you. NUTCASE.

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