Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels
Yoooo, a very good morning, detectives! Time to dig your way up with your sharp little nails, stick your head above the molehill and enjoy this effing lovely sunshine with your bare-faced look. That we lost those points massively in the app doesn't matter for now. Yep, the Mole has flashed us this season, but hey, it's okay. I have spring fever.
Now that both Rick Paul and Jamie have had to leave the field, we are all a bit lost. No one understands exactly what happened. But you see: ‘Who is the Mole?’ it’s not really about actually finding the Mole. It’s the mystery that attracts. The group feeling as a viewer. The millions of mole fans who are the bosses of the Netherlands for three months a year. We chat afterwards, give each other tips, go crazy together and fly from one tunnel to another. We are already in the semi-finals people, now it’s just about leaning back and just enjoying the ride. What do we need to talk about after episode 8? Here it comes.
1. The sporty shirt of Sinan. Ha. Haha. HA-HA-HA. ‘We missed out on 25 thousand euros. And what’s in the pot? 8000 euros.’ Mr. Greedy finds the pot a bit on the low side, so he’s really going to try his best for the first time in his Nike top. Epic.
2. No seriously, buddy, well done. I mean: no one can say anymore that you’re just like the seducers of Temptation who are ‘just’ there to go on vacation for free. No, you really have it Sinan. Ahem. ‘Running from one oil barrel to another in this heat? I think you’re going to get knocked out…’
3. All of the Netherlands on the couch: MEREL. TAKE. THAT. DRONE. DOWN. DO IT. DO IT.
4. Okay, aside from the fact that there was again a huge mess during the fire test task, I really thought the playing field with that sunset, torches, and palm trees was really really really worth a round of applause. Makers, hats off. By the way, was Sarah again in the middle as the communicating intermediary? Hmm. Can everyone please keep moving? It’s getting a bit crowded in the Sarah tunnel.
5. I think Niels is such a sweetheart, I want to marry him. Seriously. Niels, call me. And bring me coffee in the morning.
6. But I swear, I will never watch that crappy show again if you are the Mole. You’re not going to leave me hanging like Jan did last season, right? Niels. NIELS. I mean it. I’ll do something to you!
7. Come on, from the way Sinan said he really couldn’t answer the question of whether he was the Mole, we could actually already see that he was just a candidate, right?
8. Sorry, but that thing with the motorcyclists really made no sense at all? What was that in GOD'S NAME? Should they be scared of that? I think I would get the giggles, I fear.
9. Okay okay, über-sharp pitbull Merel relaxes for one second and unknowingly gives Niels an exemption for the final. What’s happening here? Seriously, how can Niels grab all the jokers this season, including Evelien’s?! HAHA.
10. By the way, I do miss a bit of a weirdo this season. I’m still crying that Nikkie got eliminated. Honestly, Nik in the final would have been a real party.
11. Let me think. Sinan was on Merel and she got eliminated, so Merel is not the Mole. Sarah was on Sinan and he got eliminated, so Sarah must be the Mole. RIGHT? I’m going crazy, huh. Oh well, we’ll see. Until next week, stinkers!
P.S.: Something in me suddenly thinks very very strongly that Merel is going to win this season, with Sarah as the Mole and Niels as the losing finalist. Who’s with me? You know how it works, heart at the bottom, joejoeeee.
