Kiki's Temptation Island gibberish
Just between you and me, that Karma, I would stay away from that, man. I know, I know, it's not classy to gossip like this, but I'm just telling you right away so you won't be caught off guard. Don’t trust that girl. She's a bitch. Don't do anything to her, because she will backfire a boomerang of crap and misery x fifty back at you. Right, Thomas?
Alright, chatterboxes, we are halfway through at Tempah's house, the second couple seems officially fallen in the battlefield of love and Orpheo officially wears three new sunglasses every episode. Enough to chat about, I think. 13 points clean this time.
1. Just a little tip for the makers. Those staged one-on-one conversations (Shirley ‘spontaneously’ asking on day two how Liessinde is feeling), always happen with the women in front of the mirror or make-up free just waking up in bed. Never with the men. Shall we do that with the boys too? Seems just so cozy. Nice and casual. Oh wait, Fabrizio already does that every day.
2. The point where you can no longer deny that Damian is just the shit. ‘Khadsowietsvan vuurpijl. Oh, vuurpijl. WHAT???? VUURPIJL?!”
3. Do you know those plug earrings? That you keep putting a slightly larger tunnel in your ear? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I have the idea that this is happening with Pommeline's nose ring. Next week there will be a cowbell hanging.
4. I thought it couldn't get any cooler with Damian, but the boy has stolen my heart again times fifteen. The photo frame goes off in Thomas’ room, everyone is called together. Damian: ‘OREO, COME!’ Oreo? HAHAHAHAHA. Wipe. Me. Up.
5. Realize: Quentin saw Channah give a kiss on the cheek to Mitch = aggressive attack, heavy heartbreak, stuff being thrown around the house, crying session on the bed. True love.
Thomas seeing his girlfriend laughing on screen making out with another? = ‘I tried to cry but couldn't, HEY Danielle! Come, let's see if the door can open too!’
6. But luckily there's always Fabri, who can be down about something. Doesn't matter what. A firework, dirty kitchen, Yasmin's kiss. ‘I can't say that I don't feel affected. Very heavy, this. Very ugly to see too. Ugh. I'm going to huuuuuuilen on my kamuhhhrrrrr.’
7. ‘Shirley. You had a group date yesterday. Did anything ‘happen’ during the game that surprised you?’ I would really refuse to ask such transparent questions if I were Yolanthe. Come on, people, this is just embarrassing?
8. Oh no, wait. That? That wasn't embarrassing at all.
WHO LET THE DOG OUT?
WHO, WHO, WHO?
THAT, dear people.
That was embarrassing.
Can't even explain it.
9. Either we are dealing with a rather unfortunate edit for Danielle. Or we really heard Thomas say after he touched her: ‘My hands still stink. I'm going to look for soap.’ Swallow.
10. Gotta love Damian part 263: ‘Zijs the only mewieikkenklieruh. Kenlachuh. Zelaatwelziendatzeballuhheb. They definitely have two big balluh.’
11. Do you know when you've really made it? When one day you play in a reality show and they put the title ‘Influencer Lord Buffel’ under your name.
12. ‘I I I I want you you boom boom boom.’ I crack up at Orphie, who thinks he's in The Bachelor. ‘I can't choose who I like more: Laetitia or Angie.’
13. Well nice, those full moon neon parties, honestly just for those ridiculous theme parties you want that house right away? Martien Meiland in the back of your head: Eeeenig. Wines! Wines!
P.S.: What we are giving away this week on my Insta @kikduren (following = chance to win) The ‘Dikke Akka Veel Grip T-shirt from Rumag, seven whole minutes blowing off steam in Thomas' locomotive AND a year of free rouge, made possible by Liessinde's cheeks. Trust me.
Ugh. And now another week to wait.
P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you would still prefer Damian as a boyfriend. ‘In Holland we say Big Beer and Boobies.’ JALALALALAAAA.
