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Kiki’s Temptation Island Brabbels

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Ha, disaster tourists! Ready to see how other people ruin their relationship for national TV? And wait a minute, did I hear that right? Is it over between Roger and Laura? Are they announcing it themselves?! Since when are these kinds of bombshells revealed during the airing of the episodes? I thought the participants always had a confidentiality obligation? Ah, that's of course to tease us that something is probably going to happen, heading towards the end. Well, it’s about damn time.

The first jokes are already being made on social media. The two must have become ‘tired’ of each other. Their relationship is ‘asleep’ and more of that nonsense. This week even more for us on offer: Milou is in the mood for sex part 3.0, Roger develops a sick obsession with Hung and last but definitely not least: The One Dance Drake Dance from my boy Sid. Ready to rel? Let's go.

1. So. It needs to come out. I am incredibly annoyed by that Jaimy. With that exaggerated fake accent and that constant laughter about where there should be a dick. If you can even make Lil’ Kleine look modest, then something is not right, buddy.

2. The moment Roger goes on a date with Hung and gets a little too enthusiastic about her beauty. ‘I have a thing for Chinese people. I think Chinese people are AMAZING. Hung, are you Chinese? Yes, right? I love Chinese people. Asians. CHINA. LOVE IT.’

3. Milou: ‘Well, if he wants someone else, then he should just go ahead and do it. I just have to see if she sacrifices her free Saturday and Sunday to go to the cross at six in the morning.‘ Milou, sweetheart, my advice? RUN, HONEY. NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

4. No, seriously. I actually find Milou and Jietske quite fun together. If I have high hopes for anyone this season, it’s Milou. Let’s gooooo, girl.

5. Did you guys hear that sentence echo in the group or was I the only one? ‘Because if I didn't fall for inner beauty, I wouldn't fall for Laura. Because Laura is not my temptation in terms of looks. Emptation... Tation... esjen...’

6. Good lord. How many new seducers are still going to come to spice up this season? Come on, really bring in a Zwanetta or something.

7. Hahaha. Sidney is getting off on himself again during his workout. Hears Bruno Mars on the left: GOTTA KISS MYSELF I’M SO PRETTY.

8. ‘I've had quite a few women so I have quite a bit of experience with women. And I know quite well how to talk to them.’ Well, dear Sid, I think not really.

9. Sorry, but I suddenly find this intro text very funny.

‘This is the Flemish seducer Maxime, 24 years old. He lives in Sint-Truiden. Maxime has lived almost his entire life in Dubai, with the extravagant and exuberant nightlife that comes with it. With his English accent and direct approach with cheesy pickup lines and compliments, it’s not unpleasant with Maxime. Does he also know how to seduce the women on the island?’ Eh, nope. Project failed, I guess...

10. Sorry, but what kind of ‘intense things’ did Sidney say to Demi 2? Can someone help me with that?

11. They are so clever at production. Because Laura was cockblocking everyone, she suddenly gets a 1-on-1 date with Quinten including an overnight stay. Love this way of thinking. MILOU, GO FOR IT GIRL, TWERK TWERK TWERK!!

12. And in the category tweets of the week, the gems I don’t want to withhold from you...

  • ‘This season #TemptationIsland is endless foreplay and when you think you’re finally going to take action, the kids wake up.’
  • ‘I’m cracking up at how Sidney keeps coming up with songs and doing crazy dances in the middle of the night.’
  •  ‘Can someone poke Laura with Pfeiffer???’
  • ‘Ayleen is also a bit slutty. I kind of like her!” #TemptationIsland
  • ‘Sometimes you wonder #whoisthenutcase? The seducers, the seductresses, the participants, the presenter or the viewer?’
  • ‘They should have let Roger's father participate... #TemptationIsland’
  • ‘In the category ‘things you don't expect at temptation island’. Presenter: ‘What are you doing now?’ Ex-seducer: ‘I’m writing a book.’
  • ‘Jietse doesn’t understand the word lesbian.’
  • ‘Yesss guys, a back has been smeared. Kind of sex this season.’

P.S: Heart at the bottom if you also cracked up at that camera awkwardly spying on Roger and Hung from behind the barbecue, HAHAHA.

P.P.S.:  Especially for Sid:

I like the way you work it

(No diggity)

I got to bag it up, bag it up

Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yooooooooooooo see you next week!