Kjeld Nuis drops out of Dance Dance Dance

Goodness, if you were the executive producer of Dance Dance Dance, you would have a problem on your hands that you couldn't even call a challenge. Because you can't solve this. Kjeld Nuis was supposed to participate in Dance Dance Dance with his girlfriend. But the love, that's no longer there. And then of course you don't feel like rolling around with each other for eight hours a day, five days a week in sweaty nonsense. Because we like to spring into action when there's a problem that needs solving, we present Amayzine's backup list. John de Mol, are you reading along?

1. Wendy and Erland

For a thousand reasons a good idea. First of all, moving together is perfect relationship therapy. No one has ever gotten worse from a little sexual healing in a steamy studio. Moreover, Erland already has one foot in the door at Talpa (he's just singing out his competition clause with RTL for a year) and this way he can cautiously sniff around the biggest family in the Netherlands. Furthermore, Wendy no longer has to knock on her disco guy's door for her daily workout. She can do that nicely with her own guy. Five stars from the Amayzine editorial team.

2. Alexander Pechtold and Anne Lok

Of course, Alexander has nothing to do after his resignation, and if you take the nine-month rule into account, Anne Lok should have given birth to the twins by now. Wonderful for her to bring her body back to its former state of slimness and to experience a life without children during the day. A little swaying and swinging, and in the evening diving back into diapers and bottles.

3. Vivian Hoorn and Rien Welsink

Just seriously fun, attractive, well-coordinated, and for SBS definitely nice Insta-promotion.

4. Katja & Freek

If you're good at youknowwhat, then you dance like the best. Since they are ambassadors of the youknowwhat company, extremely attractive, adventurous, and fun, this is of course going to be a great success. A small downside: Katja has a contract with RTL4 (Wendy does too), but nitpicking, that falls into the category of ‘challenges’.

5. ANDRE VAN DUIN & JANNY VAN DER HEIJDEN

Needs no further explanation. Just exclamation marks and capitals.

6. Ronnie Flex & Famke Louise

Because they have apparently been a couple for a long time and we have never seen them together. They can make up for that absence in one go. And maybe she'll finally find out how long they've been together. She was asked that at RTL Late Night, but that question was just a bit above Famke's hoodie. Or she just wanted to be discreet, that could also be the case.

We'll see who you're going to choose, John. And this advice is free of charge, of course.