Music videos that you used to go wild for but now don't understand at all

Breschnjaa breschnjaaaa noema noemajeee, noemanoemajee… noema-noema-noemajeej! Okeee, sorry. Soms is het gewoon lekker om mee te blèren met foute muziek die je terugbrengt bij je nostalgische jij. Maarre, als je eens even langer naar die videoclips kijkt, kom je erachter dat al die videoclips net één grote space down memory lane zijn.

Speedy feat Lumidee – Sientelo
Come on, this guy has a serious nose problem while singing, we all hear it. No hablo y no digo naaaaaada, sientelo. And what is he actually doing creeping by that basketball court when he’s not even playing? So many questions, Mister Speedy…

O-Zone – Dragostea din tei
Maja hiiiiiiie, maja hooeeeeeee, we don’t get it, I don’t know how-hoeeee. Those three guys just wanted to pull one over on us. Acting like it’s normal to walk on airplanes and wear suspenders. Pfff. Suddenly I feel so cheated.

Lorna – Papi Chulo 
On one hand, quite a funny chick with that cap, on the other hand: the longer I look at this woman, the more scared I get… And am I the only one who still feels a bit uncomfortable with that horny little moan in between?

Las Ketchup – The Ketchup Song
I still don’t get why this is called The Ketchup Song. Oh wait, that group is called Las Ketchup. Ah yes, exactly. That dance with the legs clapping together. Actually, looking at the clip again, they just wanted to throw a beach party. It’s all so complicated.

Christina Aguilera – Dirty
In hindsight, too much is happening. Why would you ride a motorcycle in a leather suit with your butt exposed? Christina, it’s not practical. That gigantic nose piercing isn’t great during boxing either. And what kind of underground party is this? From motorcycle to cage, to boxing ring, to dance floor, to mud wrestling, to the shower? HAHAHA, I would be terrified at this party.

Robin Thicke – Blurred Lines ft. T.I., Pharrell 
Okay, not even an oldie, but please watch the clip without sound. The more you play it, the more happens. Where did that goat suddenly come from? Is he calling her with her foot? Is she waving a sausage chain through the frame? There’s a mask, there are platform shoes, I have no idea what’s happening but I also don’t think I would have wanted to be here.