Paris Hilton has a new song and yes sorry, you want to see this

‘What can she hockey, huh, that girl,’ Chantal would have said. Look, cobbler, stick to your last is not for nothing a saying: nowadays we want everything, everything, everything. Singing. Dancing. Acting. Being a model. Youtuber. But sometimes it’s not so crazy to just keep doing what you’re good at. You would think she would have learned her lesson after Stars Are Blind, but nope: that singing career must and will eventually take off for Paris. And so suddenly a teaser clip has been thrown into the world. We hear Paris (or well, autotune Paris then), we see Kim Kardashian (and a prominent role for her backside), there’s alcohol, there are platinum blonde hairs, sultry club dances, and they sing ‘But I can’t stop lookin’ at my best friend’s ass’. You get it: I’m back in 2002 for a moment. If you still have some brain cells left today to spontaneously let them crack: here you go.

And now all togethereeeeee:

Walk in VIP, don’t need no drink tickets, buddy

I got money, milk and honey

All my bitches actin’ funny

Like, uh, they poppin’ bottles like, uh

They on my body like, uh

They got the tab and they call me bad

But all I see is fuckboys everywhere tryna make a pass

But I can’t stop lookin’ at my best friend’s ass

Fu-fu-fuckboys everywhere tryna make a pass

But I can’t stop lookin’ at my best friend’s ass

You get it: Paris is the gift that keeps on giving… Love it.