Weird things about sex you don't really want to know but still do

Breakdancing between the sheets. We all do it – in an average human life about 117 full days – but we hardly talk about it. Why not actually? Goodbye, time to break taboos and chat about sex.

Did you know, for example, that…

…you touch fifteen penises a day? Indirectly, that is. Through doorknobs and shaking hands (before corona) that have been on places. Bluh.

…four different popes have died while in the middle of a sexual act? This while the pope is not allowed to have sex at all. The sneaky bastard.

…porn star Annabel Chung broke the world record in 1995 when she performed 251 sexual acts with SEVENTY men over a period of 10 hours?

…male testosterone levels and sperm are 25 percent of what they were a century ago?

…male cyclists risk impotence? The constant pressure of the saddle on their genitals can be harmful to the reproductive organs.

…the average speed of ejaculation is about 44.73 km per hour?

…a female ferret dies if she has no sex for a year?

…about 30 percent of women over 80 still regularly hang out in the lights?

…Jonah Falcon, the man with the largest lance on earth (34.3 centimeters clean on the hook, wow), hasn't had a steady partner for twelve years? Ah gus.

…your boobs can swell by 25 percent when you're aroused?

…highly educated women have anal sex the most often?

…one in twenty women sometimes falls asleep during sex? Uh, how does that work? Seriously…

…seven Viagra pills are sold every second?

…the clitoris doesn't stop growing? For real. When you're 32, the pleasure button is four times larger than during puberty.

…some women can have a ‘nipple orgasm’? It's exactly what you think it is: an orgasm caused by stimulation of the nipples.