The 6 drunk types we all know

You're done with Dry January, right? In that case, you're probably reading this with a Moscow Mule in your hand, because it's Saturday. And on Saturday night, our true nature comes out. Because we are all just a little more ourselves after those three tequila. These are the six types of having one drink too many. Which types are you going out with tonight?

1. The emotional

In every friend group, there is always one who gets too emotional with an increased dose of gin in their bloodstream. Sometimes due to pent-up work frustrations, sometimes because of a broken Labello.

2. The mischievous

The brakes are, to put it mildly, off. Off we go down that naughty path. Climbing the stage, organizing a limbo dance competition, or flirting with guys you never win against. And always together with a buddy who also belongs in this category.

3. The hot-headed

This one needs to be untangled somewhere in the middle of the evening. Either because she's in the hair of her ex's new girlfriend, or because she's gotten into a fight with someone who looked at one of her friends meanly. Poor thing.

4. The sleepy

This friend, often it's the guys, takes ‘a nightcap’ a bit too literally. With closed eyelids at the bar. Charming.

5. The nauseous

Hold this friend's hair tightly, because there's a Niagara waterfall brewing. Sorry, too disgusting for words, but this happens. Prepare yourself for it.

6. The loving

Happy hormones, love feelings, and a desire for hugs. Serenades about why you love each other and hugs as if you're about to emigrate to Venezuela forever. Plus 18 million hearts in the group chat when you're in bed.

So be careful, after five or six Dark & Stormy, because then you see exactly who is who. Cheers.