The most fun Chateau moments of this season

Tell me it’s not true. Tell me it’s not real. Well? Yes really, tonight is already the last episode of the second season Chateau Meiland. And to help remind you how bad that is, I’ve gathered our favorite moments from our spirit animal Martien. Sorry, but ‘It’s 11:25 AM and we’re having coffee instead of wine’ and: ‘We’re going to get such a hard hat at the maaneeshje. Such a really hard hat.’ Isn’t that just insane, so genius?

Martien: ‘It’s 11:25 AM and we’re having coffee instead of wine. What is this?’ Maxime: ‘No idea, dad, I’m feeling really nauseous about it.’

‘OH THE FRAAR.’ As in: au revoir, HA HA, piece.

Martien: ‘And the last step of the main course is the kasiemalieseren, kaliemiseren, kaliemeren, kaliemalieseren of the turkey.’ Caramelizing.

Carolien: ‘You can’t go to the guests with that eyebrow dye on?’ Martien: ‘What does that matter, my private life goes on in France too, you know.’

I’m not sure, but I believe Martien also had to sneeze for a moment. THAT HEAD, THAT NOSE. ARMS. EYES. EARS. I’ve never seen so many joints move at the same time. A confused octopus on dry land has nothing on this.

The plafonDTTTH. Hahahaha.

Martien: ‘We’re going to get such a hat at the maaneeshje. Such a hat. Such a really hard hat. You put it on for protection when you go horseback riding, you know?’

Martien: ‘Oh, and a little bit of racottes with it. That’s carrots in French. Yes, racottes.’ Racottes? Or is it carottes?

Martien: ‘I’ll go first. No, wait a moment. Otherwise, put it on the floor in the chambre first.‘ Hoppa: German, French, Dutch, and English in the mix. What a language talent our Martien has, HA HA.

Martien: ‘I’ll first grab a rosé. What time is it? Well, it doesn’t really matter what time it is.’ That’s the spirit.

Martien: ‘What’s our housekeeper’s name again? Oh, her name is Nadège. Shit, did she say Desirée? Oh no, it’s Nadège. Nadège yes, what a crappy name actually. You know, now that Carolien is leaving, I’m extra happy with our new housekeeper. So happy with Nadesh.’ N.a.d.è.g.e.

THAT CAT, that snack board. Hahahaha. Oh, I’m laughing so hard. Martien: ‘That cat is just eating my snack board. And then a car is coming. And soon the dogs will come. Yes, they are new people. Yes, Erika, it’s your turn, you know. Pff, I’m feeling really anxious.’

How does Martien make the bed? ‘I take à gauche and Nadège always à droite, because I’m left-handed, you know. And then we put those points in that point. And then we wait for each other, right Nadège?’ (Our French Nadège has no idea.) ‘And then we do that flap together with the two of us. We really work très bien together, right, Nadège?‘ (Still no idea.)

Martien and Erika heading to the dump. Martien: ‘Do we want the blue or the green side of the tarp on top? Eer, blue on top? Or is green prettier?’ Erika: ‘Yes, green is prettier.’ Martien: ‘Yes, green is indeed prettier, much better with nature.’