Do you remember them, the round rattan bags that everyone walked around with last summer? Right. SO 2018 that thing. Ha. I have found the new bamboo it-bag. A smaller, square one, also called ‘the penis bag’ by my sister because of its um, peculiar closure. Since then, I can't NOT see it. OK, so the pecker bag. It is great. Modest, goes with everything and elevates any summer outfit to a whole new level. So there I was, walking around Bali with eight bags on my shoulder. I could almost start my own stall. So mum, sister, girlfriends: you are in luck, the penis bag is coming your way. Just wait for the better spring weather and then it can shine in full, yay!