‘Lil, I could cry. Look then. Here. There are definitely fifteen. And on the other side too!’ I turn the cotton pad towards the camera of my phone. There are all these little black eye hairs in it. ‘Yeah, that doesn’t look really good, Kiek…’ Anyway, did you know the story of Kiek who wanted to clean her eyelashes while she had a ridiculously dangerous waterproof mascara on? Well, those eyelashes couldn’t tell the tale, I can tell you, and so I walked around for a few weeks like a bald mole rat, felt really miserable and not feminine and ordered an eyelash serum out of despair. Yes, it took about a month or two (plus every evening diligently applying a line above the eye), but the result after eight weeks is not normal. I literally don’t need to take the train to work anymore because I blink three times and I’m there. HA. Plus: I’ve never had so many comments about my eyelashes. And the question of whether they are fake, because they are so beautifully long, but still look natural. Anyway, do with it what you want, but I’m telling you: the eyelash serum Aphro Celina Eyelash at €49.95 is what you want. Never again without it.