Waar te slapen in Dubai

Earlier I told you that Jumeirah Beach Residence seems to be the shit. I would be looking out from my hotel room at the Arabian Gulf and the Dubai Eye (Insta goals) and the food should be fantastic. In the meantime, I have extensively tested the bath, the shower, the bed, the view, the (heated!) pool, the sushi, the (truffle!) pizza, the beach, the sea, and everything in between for you.

And what turns out? The hotel is worth a 10. Aside from the plastic fantastics, it is a piece of heaven on earth with a perfect temperature, sea breeze, and sun rays. Curious about my hotel? I'll take you with me: