Why I find that heatwave incredibly nice

There is a lot of puffing, sighing, and groaning around me. People are sleeping poorly, sweating. But guys, I find the heatwave such a party. And here's why.

1. You are so dressed up

Dress, flip-flops, yay.

2. You have little laundry

Something about cause and effect from the above.

3. Your laundry is dry in an hour

If you even have laundry.

4. You don't have to think about what you eat

Every day barbecue and salads, yay II.

5. Every day you can drink

Because yes guys, it is so warm and that AIX rosé is screaming to be opened. Alcohol-free on Mon, Tue, and Wed we’ll park until autumn. Yay III.

6. Sex is nicer

Yay IV.

6. And easier

Skirt up, yay V.

7. There can be more

Kids with knots and sand in their hair, all no problem. You stayed at the beach late, you slept late and long, and oh, what does it matter that there's still a clump in that tail. Yay VI.

8. It’s cozier

9. My neighbors

I can't see all winter, but now we wave from the balcony and chat over the hedge.

10 You drive with your roof open

Nothing is better than having the radio on and wind in your hair. Twingo and I are really so happy.

11. You don't have to blow-dry your hair

Everyone understands that you melt when you come near your head with a hairdryer, so that things are a bit messy, everyone understands.

12. You can get new sunglasses

Definitely. And a new swimsuit. Yay VII.

13. All day gazpacho

I live on the packs of Alvalle gazpacho from Albert Heijn and diet cola. And that rosé then.