10 things we all thought during Who is the Mole? episode 5

Oh oh, little moles. In the episode from Saturday night, the BIGGEST clue so far was hidden. You just have to be able to read a bit of Chinese and then the name of the Mole was simply to be found on one of the red fans. Right?

Well, not really. Let's be honest: do we really think the creators are going to hand us on a silver platter who the snitch of the game is? Seems a bit unlikely after the big mistake with Klaas van Kruistum in 2016. The director called the slightly too obvious clue ‘the biggest mistake of his career’ and almost resigned at the time. No way, that mistake won't be made again, trust me.

Well, there are of course things that have caught our attention that we need to talk about. Right, Nathan?

1. ‘Am I just explaining the game??? Touching a laser? You can't really believe that, can you?’ What you actually don't believe is that there are still people in the Netherlands who are so incredibly cool as Mr. Rutjes. Nathan, I love you.

2. By the way, I notice that I don't have much patience anymore for Johan who does ‘accidentally’ clumsy and thus annoying eighteen times in an episode. Is he going to get hit by a laser beam again during the image & sound task? What an idiot. You know, just shoot the laser beam too. Oh shit, he’s really going. JOHAN. DID YOU HAVE A JOKER?

3. I hear those candidates increasingly saying a sort of ‘meow’ instead of ‘ni hao’.

4. *About to buy a super old school Nintendo on Marktplaats for a ridiculous price with a thousand Mario games. Stop me, stop me…

5. Do you think Miljuschka has holes in her pants this week? Wokeee wokeee, that's also an option. That the ‘gaps’ are so big that you have a sort of short pants on.

6. Rob and Nathan, those are the only two names you didn't see depicted in Chinese. Aah, so we wouldn't recognize them on those fans of course…

7. Leonie: ‘You really need to stop that. That's super rude.’

Ooh… Buddy isn't making any buddies this episode.

8. Can I please have this quote on my gravestone later?

‘We had a good tactic, no tactic.’ – Nathan Rutjes (2020)

9. Claes: Buddy

Mil: Leonie

Buddy: Leonie

Johan: Mil, Leonie, Buddy

Nathan: Leonie, Buddy, Johan, Mil

Rob: Buddy

Leonie: Mil and Buddy

HELLO CANDIDATES, WHY IS NO ONE LOOKING AT ROB OR NATHAN?

10 .Sorry not sorry, Johan, not complaining. I would have liked to set Rik aside for this moment and flown in Chazia Mourali. You are the weakest link, goodbye.

P.S.: Jennifer Lopez is the Mole. Just look at @kikiduren. That woman seems to be 50. Fucking not normal.