Irritating filler words from Ex On The Beach that I no longer want to hear
If I can believe Twitter, at least three-quarters of the cast of EOTB have the IQ of a fish stick. But honestly, this fish stick TV entertained me immensely this weekend. Although there were a few recurring terms we need to talk about.
‘Huts!’
Hi Levi, I'm looking at you. Where are the women? HUTS! When are we going to party? HUUUUUTS. Does this word even make sense? No way, I know you, huuuuuuuts! What are we eating tonight? HUUUUUTSPOT. Sigh...
‘Don't call me’
The phrase ‘Don't call me’ is a favorite among women when someone causes unnecessary drama (read: quite often). But not calling you? Why not actually? And who are ‘they’? Should I be worried about them? Are they coming to get us? Shouldn't they call me either?
Everything with the word ‘vibe’
Another linguistic gem: the word ‘vibe’ that is dropped at random. Some exes go on dates again to find out if they ‘vibe’ with each other. ‘Yeah man. We're just vibing nicely. We've just vibed well. Is your vibe actually good? Has he vibed with her yet?’
Pathological liar
Isn't it pathological? All those pathological remarks. About those pathological liars. What? Am I saying it wrong? Pateloogically? Pathological? Anyway: lying beasts. That's what they are. All of them.
‘He's just a fuckboy’
For example, meet the biggest ‘fuckboy’ of the house: Dennis. Dennis enjoys sharing his anaconda with as many women as possible. Some species just shouldn't go extinct and therefore have an obsessive reproductive drive. He is then called ‘fuckboy’ by everyone. The Flemish girls: ‘Yeah come on, he's just a fuckboy.’ The fuckboy is easy to recognize: he doesn't just fuck with you, but also with all his other exes in the house. And with all your feelings.
And just a moment about that voice over
I swear dude, if this guy says ‘Moehahaha... The... Tablet... Of... Terror...’ or ‘A... Léger... About... Exes....’ again as if he's voicing the trailer of an Oscar-winning Spielberg film, I want to chill with him.
Can we also give a little compliment for the coolest remark of this season?
‘I get happy when I talk about chicken nuggets. Some women have it with penises, but I want chicken nuggets.’ Touché Lynn, twelve points for you.
Image: video Ex on the Beach double Dutch MTV
