Can Jennifer Lopez please stop being so pretty all day?

Jen, come on girl, you're going far this week. I can't take it anymore. First that Guess campaign, then the Super Bowl and then the Oscars like it's nothing? Naaaa. You’re getting a time-out, girl. A little time on the bench. Just a little Instagram ban before I get a serious complex from you. Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor? Damn, is that the secret to looking like that at fifty? I dance my ass off, but I've already found three gray hairs this past year. Jen, omg. Not everyone has Latin blood. Fine that you're peaking and at the moment even more popular than Jennifer Aniston's Instagram account, but you can't do that to the average mortal.

I can't even open Instagram anymore.

I hate you.

I love you.
Lopezzzz to the moon, Jen.

Bye.