Expedition Robinson Holland vs. Belgium is ON and it is the shit
Naaaaa, just when you think you can shoot in sleep mode, Videoland suddenly comes up with a second season of Expeditie Robinson. Are we looking forward to that? The answer is yes. A big, fat, lazy, fleshy, dirty YES. Okay, sorry for that fleshy. That’s just nasty, Kiek, come on. People have just woken up. Act normal. Act normal. Don’t shoot in AHDH morning mode. Pritt stick. Gorilla. Pan-licker.
Okay, I’ve landed again.
Hi.
Attempt two.
Back to Robinson.
On one hand, it’s super confusing that we just finished a Robinson season and the next one is already wagging its tail at the door, but I have to honestly say: it feels like coming home right away. The unfamiliar faces. No whining celebrities this time, just back to basics. The Dutchies versus the Flemish. And yes, we’re off. Team Belgium in a nutshell? ‘Those Neehlandr’s are so self-confident and stuff. That’s a bit annoying… I have no desire to get to know those people.’ The Dutchies? ‘Yeah, they’re still Belgians, right? Move it with those guys.’
Being buried up to your head for the perfect first shot AND the first little chats about stealing the flint… The cards are shuffled, this season we’re going over corpses. Time for a balance of first impressions.
The most annoying person so far: Koen
That bald guy with such unnecessary, strange prejudices that even the Belgians are going to find him annoying next week. Mark my words.
The person with the coolest Moffel and Pier glasses I’ve ever seen in my life
HERMAN. THE UROLOGIST. WHAT A BOSS! He talks so nicely too.
The biggest panic frog: Liesbeth
Wow wow wow, this woman is going to be something. Oh my, what a grumpy little thing.
The good vibes awards
Aisha. The dance school owner. The fun girl. The ‘I-involve-everyone-in-the-group’ kinda girl. Makes me want to dance right away.
And there’s also someone who really wants it all...
Hi Elroy. I’m looking at you, dude. ‘I’d rather win unfairly than lose with fair play.’ What are we going to do, man? Left or right? Are you going to be that fun, charismatic, enthusiastic alpha leader or that annoying controlling dude on the island that people are going to find annoying? Choose your route, buddy. Keep us updated on what it’s going to be.
And there’s also someone who, uh, talks just like Lil’ Kleine
Eva!!!
The epitome of Flemish modesty: Ruth
Rocking that first challenge hard for your team and secretly wanting to do a happy dance but not wanting to show off too much. Honestly, this woman is cute.
And the fun adopted Dutchie so far: Nelleke
Gotta love Nelleke. This woman is badass and is ready for it. Interesting that she’s dropped with Team Belgium on the island, she’s going for it. Natassia (adopted Belgian in team NL) can learn a thing or two from her.
P.S.: Dying over this statement…
‘They are Dutch, they are… uh… what do you call it… verbally stronger.’
HAHAHAHA.
F***ING BELGIANS.
JUST KIDDING.
OKAY NOT KIDDING.
HAHAHA.
