In bed with Kiek & Geraldine Kemper

Oh, Geraldine... By the way, I can now call her Ger. Not ‘Gerrie’, she thinks that's silly. There’s something about this girl. Ger is the chick that everyone likes, both men and women. What is it? Is it the she’s-one-of-the-guys feeling? Is it because she has zero ego? Her nonchalance? The ‘hey guys, I’m coming in and maybe I’m not wearing a bra and I’m in a baggy shirt, but I’m fresh and smell good and I’m going to blow you all away with my fun personality, beat that bitches!’? OH WOW, THAT'S IT! I’ve cracked the Ger code.

Anyway, it took half a year to get this woman next to me in bed. We wanted to, but she was always abroad. Thank god Ger is now more often in the Netherlands thanks to her new job at RTL, so I dragged her straight into bed by that casual shirt. Feeling like poffertjes, Ger? I do. Let’s goooo.