Things are not going so well with Tiger King

Joe Exotic, also known as Tiger King, is not doing so well. Firstly, because he is of course in prison and will be staying there for the foreseeable future. About 22 years, because that is the sentence he received. That's not a pleasant prospect, of course.

And now his spouse has also left him. This is evident from a letter that has been published, where he opens with a request to Trump: whether he can fulfill his promise. He said that when the coronavirus crisis was under control, he would take another look at the case of Joe Maldonado-Passage (his real name). Well, according to him, that crisis is now under control (opinions are probably divided on that), so it's high time for Trump to advocate for his release. I estimate his chances to be poor, by the way.

He is aware of this, by the way. ‘I am losing weight, wounds are not healing, and I will be dead in two to three months,’ he wrote. According to him, he has been dumped like a dog in a shelter. For convenience, he forgets that he received those 22 years because he wanted to kill Carole Baskin, so the victim role may not be entirely justified...

And last but not least, he is at least aware of what is going on in the world, as he compares himself to George Floyd — a comparison that, in my opinion, is as out of place as a fish on a bicycle (I always thought that was such a fun expression). And he ends with the question of whether Kim Kardashian and/or Cardi B can possibly help him with his release.

That Tiger King. You can say what you want, but it's never a dull moment when it comes to that guy. What a weirdo.