Kiki's Expedition Robinson Brabbels: Holland vs. Belgium
Welcome to Expedition Jorik. You know, the game where Jorik wins and makes you secretly hate him. But then you can't hate him again because he's such a likable guy and that's why we love him too much.
Welcome to Expedition Koen. The game in which both the creators and Koen do everything to make Koen seem incapable of life. So far, so good. Although Mr. is playing dirty. Koen has an extra shirt with him. Oh, wait. That was once the yellow shirt. Wow. Condolences for your shirt, Koen.
Shall we just start chatting? Nice. Looking forward to it.
1. Editing, I'm going to record it for the first time for Koen. Can we stop with that framing? It really seems like Mr. has the IQ of a paving stone and that can't be true, right?
2. Oh. Uh... ‘I really have the IQ of a lettuce, I think. That can't be, man. Really. A can of cola is smarter than I am.’ Dude!! I just recorded it for you!
3. Speaking of reusing trials: I'm having a hysterical flashback. ‘MARIANA, DON'T BITE THE ROPE! STUUUUK.’
4. There is something in Elroy that is just so zen that it's just impressive. Everyone is cursing because of the rain and Mr. weatherman is the only one enjoying the storm. HOW CAN THAT BE? Oh wait... He's a breath coach. Physical coach... Aaaaah. Now shit makes sense. Elroy, can I book a private lesson? I have serious breathing issues, haha.
5. When your friend gets brownies and you want him to have them but also not really.
Elroy: ‘Is it getting even cooler.’
HAHAHA.
But seriously, what is this obesity brownie, tssss, gimme gimme.
6. Just in between: how many earth-colored sloppy shirts do you think Geraldine has? Where would she buy them? Luv it.
7. Fortunately, Thomas is not lacking in self-confidence in the meantime. That helps. ‘It's normal for Jorik to win everything because I'm here. On winner's island. I can't participate in the game.’
8. As a visual thinker, I suddenly see Thomas arriving at Schiphol, wanting to hand over the shell ring to his wife, and his wife comes running and immediately trips over his meters-long beard.
9. Omg... Jorik's story about Bo cuts straight into my heart. What a mindfuck too, that last trial with the letters from home. Ugh, here in there, guys. The very last bits.
10. Anoukie, my chickie, you should be proud of yourself. Head held high proud. Standing ovation from all of us. You respond super sportively. Others can take an example from that.
P.S.: But wait a minute. Thomas the first finalist. What does that say about Koen's position? Then he can't win anymore, right? It was one Belgian against one Dutchman in the final, right? Don’t get it...
P.P.S.: It's funny how those Belgians put articles before names: ‘the Jorik’.
P.P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you enjoy the way Thomas says with his accent: ‘A snickertje or brownietje’ and secretly hopes for a sick plot twist where Koen suddenly becomes Robinson 2020.
Tjuuuuus. See you next week!
