Kiki's Expedition Robinson Brabbels: Holland Vs. Belgium

Alee! What a desire! How nice that you all came back to hear this intro with a Flemish accent. It pleases me to the depths of my Ekspedieeeeesie heart. And yes: Robinson is a big mindfuck this season, right? Like, dafuq, plots-in-plots-in-plots, right? Wow, just thinking about how the Flemish could possibly write this down. It took so damn long that I spent an enormous amount of time on it.

So. Done with that whining. Straight to the point Dutch style. Day four of the Expedition and the camp members seem ready to screw each other big time if necessary. And we are sitting front row to witness all of this. Are we ready for it? Yes? The anabolic boys too? Nice. Let's see what we need to talk about after this episode. Oh wait. I already know.

1. Is there just a really comfy hut on revenge island? Farmer Bertie is that you?? A test ‘to practice?’ A flint they don't even have at the normal camp? CAN I ALSO GO TO REVENGE ISLAND?

2. ‘I hope the communication goes well this time. That they actually listen to me now.’ Hahaha, can someone explain to Eva -Lil’ Kleine- how communication works?

3. Honestly, if you look at the jobs of the expedition members, Anouk is really a boss. Coffee taster. Hey, from Utrecht?? Anouk, when are we going to taste coffee!!!

4. ‘Those Belgians are nowhere to be found. They're still in Knokke, man.’ Lofff Jorik.

5. ’You're not a fish, huh. You're a countryman. Otherwise, you would have become a dolphin in school back then.’ HAHAHA suddenly I understand why Koen was cast. What is this guy saying?

6. Natascha is the nurse I definitely don't want to run into in the hospital if I have health problems. ‘You can still move your foot, so it's not broken. Ok, bye.’

7. The longer I look at him, the more I wonder, has Thomas's beard been on that island for two years? Should we start a fundraising campaign?

8. If the Belgians once again say on Twitter what do we all think. ‘What is Liesbet actually doing?! Every test is totally against her desire or completely unachievable for that person...’ #expeditierobinson

9. It's seriously childish and I can't help it but I feel so damn proud when Nelleke looks into the camera and says: ‘What if this is all a big setup? That they're trying to elicit my votes and go for Farah?’ NELLIE I LOVE YOU. I FEEL YOU. WELCOME TO NELLYVILLE.

10. Wow, but conspiracy stuff is really on, huh. With Niels and Elroy as the mastermind. By the way: they casually say it's NL against Belgium, but since there is 1 Dutch person and 1 Belgian in the final, you're just fighting against your own country, guys. Pffff.

P.S. Ohmygawdddd. Next week Liesbet (the woman who always seems to be in crisis) faces her worst nightmare. BLOOD!!!!!

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P.P.P.S. Heart at the bottom if you also think Herman is a perv for looking at cows' butts afterwards. Gèèètver.