Kiki's Expedition Robinson Brabbels: Holland vs. Belgium.
Morning, Expedition troublemakers! Idea, shall we string together all of Koen's quotes? I nominate: ‘I have never seen two people cry over a fish.’ Seriously, I had to get used to the character of the best man, but I’m sold. Can’t we give him his own real-life soap? I’m cracking up. I’m not the only one by the way (worst bridge ever, who cares), because with Kevin's body, the big decline has just begun. Ah gosh, the poor babe. And, can we also talk about Jorik and Elroy? Damn men, how slyly is this game being played again!!! Time to babble? Okay, let’s go.
1. Koen: ‘I’m already cannon fodder for two island councils.’ What? Cannon fodder? This sounds like something from the butcher where tendons and muscles and blood sausage are involved. Yuck.
2. Am I hearing that right? They have no food left on that island because the mangoes were taken by Herman?! HAHA OMG. For on the plane? As a souvenir? What a bespectacled vulture!
3. Meanwhile, everyone is entitled to their own (luxury) problems, because Thomas claims to have ‘time shortage’ on winner's island. An hour of tanning, a little walk, doing triple somersaults off a rock, then still preparing food, goodness. ‘I’m doing well here.’
4. Waaaaaat. Jorik and Elroy voting ANOUK out? My goodness, what strategists. With friends like that, you don’t need enemies!
5. And suddenly you secretly hope for immunity for Anouk, huh. Grab them, tiger, in that Philippine mud.
6. ‘The secret to going over that beam is not to think. That’s also one of the things I’m good at, eh. Not thinking.’ – Koen. Love the man again.
7. KISS MY ASS. KISS MY BUTT. It’s wonderful how Koen gets his own version of Gilles de la Tourette when he gets frustrated and flies through the mud with his face.
8. Okay, it’s known that everyone gets little food, but that everyone burns their soles so badly that they can barely walk is just not okay? Jesus man, why didn’t they let those people keep their shoes on during the trial?
9. Love for the top team of the Special Olympics. #TeamKreupel
10. Meanwhile, Kevin is having hallucinations from hunger. ‘Of course it wasn’t our mom. It was a fish.‘ Production, give that man a sandwich.
P.S.: It’s the finaaaal penkeeeeeeek. Tututuduuuu tutututuduuuuu. Thanks Kev, that one won’t leave my head today. You were definitely a fighter in your own way. Love.
P.P.S.: The look on Jorik's face when Kevin spontaneously gives up and Anouk can’t be sent home = priceless. COME ON NOEKIE.
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