Kiki's Temptation Island Chatter: episode 4
Straps secured? Here we go again! You’re not gonna tempt meeeeeee. Episode 4 already. Against all expectations of an average season of Temptation Terror, everyone has managed to keep their hands neatly at home. Here and there a little flirt. Here and there a somewhat awkward statement. A runaway hormone. And then we have, well: Sonny. But let's move on to the points we need to discuss? I thought.
1. I don’t know what it is, but I’m just cracking up over that Sorelis. He looks like some kind of Obelix cartoon character and everything he says he does almost crying. ‘When Greg called me, my heart was really in my throat. Or it almost came out of my ass. It was really shocking.’ HAHAHA.
2. Click here for a video of a wakeboarding Ricky. Yeah, I’m just saying it.
3. Let’s just give a round of applause for everything and everyone. It took a while, but we have now reached the point. Finally a Temptation participant who can say disrespectfully instead of disrespectful-less disrespectings. Kudos!
4. But where one statement gets fixed, new linguistic pearls emerge. Meanwhile on Twitter: ‘Honestly never heard of the expression ‘don’t let your face fall?’’
My sick mind suddenly sees a scene on the street where one says: ‘Oh lady, you’re dropping something! Wait… I’ll get it! It’s… WTF??!’
5. MARCO, SHUT UP ABOUT MALLORCA.
6. ‘The images you’re going to see tonight can be intense and confronting, but don’t forget that this all contributes to your personal growth.’ Monica, how do you come up with that. Fan-tas-tic. ‘Say, your boyfriend is going to cheat soon, but don’t cry and be glad we’re helping you with this program.’
7. Okay, we could already expect those first campfire images of Jaydi. At the moment your guy is already on his way in the taxi to the resort while he hasn’t seen a SINGLE WOMAN yet and then spews out this kind of nonsense? Ouch.
8. Who am I to judge someone else's relationship, but hey, fuck it. Here’s an urgent call to Jaydi. Sweetheart, you’re such a cutie. That Sonny is actually right.
Grab life by the balls please.
Go for it.
Go enjoy.
Make your dreams come true.
Do it.
HIT THAT 100 YOURSELF
RICKY IS FUN
GAAAAAA
WITH RICKSTERRR
9. When Karina is talking one more time so confrontationally English when it hits me in the face with the curls and the curves and the girl then I’m going to do exactly nothing but the sentence started as a nice threat.
10. Next week: ‘Kaj, do you have a moment? I need to tell you something. Gulcin is my sister.’
Sounds so delightful, a plot twist like that.
P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you’re also Team Jaydi Sets Sonny Up For Shame.
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