KIKI'S TEMPTATION ISLAND BRABBELS: EPISODE 6

Hohohooooo…. Merry X-mas, Tempaloerissen. Wow, did I really say that? Apparently. Well, where were we? Oh yes, at that gigantic Sorelis cliffhanger that is no longer a cliffhanger because EVERYONE already knew he left earlier with Gulcin. Love or leave, Sor? ‘I think I leave with my love.’ Aawh gus. You can say what you want about those two, but secretly it's just as cute as that whining that is overly annoying.

Well, shall we?

1. ‘I turned Jaydi from a caterpillar into a butterfly. And if she wants to fly, then she must fly.’ My advice? FLYYY, JAYDI, F*CKING FLYYYYYY.

2. ‘I'm afraid that if I were to get an equal relationship, I wouldn't be able to sail my own course anymore.’
THE COURSE OF A NARCISSIST.

3. Just something completely different, but don't they have a dishwasher or something? Check all those plastic plates in the kitchen, what is this for a shabby mess, man.

4. I have the feeling that Marco gets a new person every episode that he feels he ‘has known for years.’.

5. Biggest diss of the episode?
‘That's my purpóós.’
‘Purpóós? Haha, it's purpose. PURPIS yes, with your pissy mouth.’

6. ‘I genuinely want him to be okay. And if that's with Karina, then I wish him that too.’ You know, that Liyah is really a cool chick. You know the small changes in Tempah are big when you become more interested in the singles than in the couples.

7. Gosh, you didn't know you needed it, but suddenly you want an orange dress. Monica, what are you doing to us.

8. Am I almost crying myself at that hug between Sor and Gul? Nah. The Christmas special of All You Need is Love is nothing compared to this. Shall we briefly talk about that necklace from Sorelis? Ah no, let's just not.

9. I had to chuckle at the marriage proposal. ‘I want to apologize for all those years and all those days that I hurt you. Oh yes, will you marry me?’ Gotta love these two crazies.

10. A new couple in the house: Kevin and Eva. It wasn't leaked at all, what a big surprise to all of us. Honestly curious about the contribution of these two little knuckleheads. They look like brother and sister!

P.S.: Want to chat online? Making friends on Insta is possible here on @kikiduren. Oh, and I've recently started making videos on YouTube. Chatting with participants about reality TV. Yes, that's another new adventure. Kijk maar hier, ik ben oprecht excited en trots.

P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you also cracked up about this. Mother-in-law: ‘I had doubts about you, Soleeeeero…’

P.P.P.S.: Just a test. Double heart at the bottom if you are also slowly falling in love with Ricky. Yes, right? A bunch of slippery ones!

Image: RTL