Tip tip tip: Desperados on Netflix is so bad and you want to see it

Yessss, just turn off your brain for a bit. You won't need it for the next hour and a half to two hours, because you're going to watch Desperados on Netflix. And there is absolutely no moment of thinking required. How nice is that? A wonderfully brainless, so-bad-it's-good movie and the best news is that it's already available online. TOP.

Silly jokes, chick flick, oversexed texts, beautiful people: all the ingredients are there, you know. And the story is... Well, as you would expect from a movie like this: not rock solid. But perfectly entertaining. The plot is as follows: Wesley (Nasim Pedrad) is a single woman in her thirties who starts dating. She has a successful date with the handsome Jared (Robbie Amell) and then jumps into bed with him.

So it all seems as clear as day: this is a match. But then she hears nothing from him and that is of course not very charming. With about eight glasses of wine too many in her system, she decides that she won't take this (you go girl) and completely in 2001 style, she sends him an email. No app, no text, but an email. Nice and old school.

And not a very decent email either, by the way, something like ‘your penis went in my vagina and now I hear nothing from you IDIOT’. No seriously, that's literally the translation of what is in that email. And that squared. Fair enough, of course, except that Jared calls her shortly after to say that he had an accident and is in the hospital and was not reachable — and sorry for that.

Instead of doing the walk of shame and confessing everything, Wesley decides to intercept the email before Jared can read it. For some inexplicable reason, this brings her to Mexico, where she — you’ll never guess — runs into an ex-lover. In Mexico. You get it: you shouldn't ask too many questions or cast critical looks at this movie because then you ruin it. And you had already turned off your brain so that can't even happen.

Honestly: just a nice feel-good movie that is delightful to watch. Not Oscar-worthy, but I don't need that anyway. Just. Not. Thinking. Check the trailer below if you're still in doubt.