Ooh la la, this movie is even more intense than 50 Shades of Grey

50 Shades of Grey… Where to begin? I think no one actually liked this movie or found the dialogues believable, but I also think that the majority has seen it anyway. Maybe even more than once. It's one of those movies that everyone says is incredibly bad (but they all know that because they actually watched it) and that if you haven't seen it yet, you're just too curious. Because come on, don't pretend like you're too good for an hour and a half of cringeworthy entertainment in the form of 50 Shades.

Because it was, of course, a massive success. Sex sells, that much is clear. But the first part is already from 2015 and we are now in 2020, and in these five years, we have become a lot more vulgar. This is evident from the latest Netflix hit called 365 DNI. A movie about which there is literally nothing positive to say, except that everyone is watching it en masse and that it is even more intense than 50 Shades of Grey. It's basically just a vague porn film. And it is hugely trending on Netflix. Worldwide. Bunch of perverts.

As is customary for a standard porn film, the story doesn't matter much, but I'll tell you anyway. And no, this is not a joke but genuinely the plot of the movie. Laura Biel is a Polish lady who is not very happy in her relationship. She celebrates her 29th birthday in Italy and there she is kidnapped by the Italian mafia boss Don Massimo Torricelli. Quick interruption: how wonderfully cliché that the Italian mafia boss is actually called Don? Nice job, writers. But anyway, she is kidnapped by The Don who then forces her to stay with him for 365 days so that she falls in love with him.

WHUT? Dear creators, what in the actual f*** is this? Of course, Lustful Laura falls head over heels for The Don and then they only have sex for those 365 days. Oh yes, the mafia boss has promised that he won't touch her first, but that the initiative must come from her. Look, that's nice — a little plus point for the kidnapping.

Of course, I'm tearing this whole movie apart, but as I said at the beginning: secretly we are watching it en masse. So yes, I'm going to say it: you just want to see this. Even if it's just to count how many times you think: WTF am I watching? Hereby I nominate 365 DNI as the absolute worst movie of the year. And the premiere that a disguised porn film was released on Netflix.